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more about #abortions more comments → thehighshelf: i have a winner: Putting a condom around your penis is easier than putting a gift box around your fetus! more » Ultraprison!: "Apparently they cleaned up the fetus and they placed it inside a gift box under the Christmas tree," the police chief said. Wow, so many morbid joke... more » morninggloria: Here's how to redesign a condom wrapper: write THIS SIDE UP on one side, so that when he takes the condom out of the package, he doesn't have to squi... more » thehighshelf: i'm just grateful she had an abortion. people whose problem solving skills are at the "put the fetal tissue under the christmas tree" level, should no... more » sayah: I was going to suggest Twilight condoms but then I got real. Birth control in other forms are more like it! It says: No Renesmee this month. more » Cimorene: Can a fetus be a corpse? Fetuses aresn't people. They're fetuses. Wouldn't it be like, "abusing some tissue that used be growing in my uterus"? more » erinna: I would like if they would also do what they did with the stop smoking program and give out free condoms for anyone who calls the number... more » scandalouskiki: I don't see how this new design will make one bit of difference in condom usage. Who pays attention to the wrapper? more » sayah: Putting the little fetus in a Christmas box! I wonder if they'll get off on temporary insanity or something. In some ways I can understand the urge to... more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: My submission for the condom contest would just be a picture of some really bad open sores on genitals over which the words "This is what your nether ... more » LouisiAnna: I've always read declawing a cat is equivalent to a human's fingers being cut off. Most vets I know refuse to do it citing it's inhumane. Good for par... more » Svekla: A dozen-odd blows to human kind, though at least one long-awaited plus to felines of the US (at least in part of California). more » Snowbunny: Fuck that, California, if my cat had claws my house would be in shambles. Maybe you should ban tasers instead. Just a thought. more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): I am fa-klempt. No more headline reading for today. more » jemandtheholograms: Is there a UK Jezie around who can explain this law to me? Being eligible for your partner's estate seems like a good thing, so why is Baroness Deech... more » -
#leftovers
Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
• In attempts to "keep people excited about condoms," New York City has announced a contest to design the next official condom wrapper. Fancy yourself a Rembrandt? The winner's art will be displayed on hundreds of thousands of condoms. • More » -
#leftovers
Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
• A spokeswoman says Jaycee Dugard and her family will decide when and if a film will be made about her story. She calls Shane Ryan's proposed film Abducted Girl, An American Sex Slave, "exploitative, hurtful, and breathtakingly unkind." • More » -
#leftovers
Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
• Since us single folk are missing out on all those hilariously uncomfortable-looking sex positions featured each month in Cosmo, here's a helpful chart of sex positions for the lonely. We're digging the Abe Lincoln. • More » -
#scaretactics
Sarah Palin Warns Of Pro-Choice "Mind-Set"
According to Politico, Sarah Palin held a fundraiser in West Allis, Wisconsin last night and attempted to convince thousands of supporters that legislators with pro-choice views might have "the mindset" that leads them to deny insurance coverage for the elderly. More » -
#badmedicine
Not My Cup Of Tea
Dr. Edwin Erin has been charged with attempting to poison his pregnant lover after police found miscarriage drugs in the bottom of her tea cup. Erin tried three times, but Prowse recently gave birth to a healthy boy. [Independent] -
#freeabortions
Free Abortions?
After Wonkette published this, we called the Philadelphia Women's Center to see if there was more to this story than can be conveyed in 140 characters. Unfortunately, they didn't call back, so we're just awaiting ugliness. [Wonkette, PWC, Twitter] -
#whattoexpectwhenyoureexpectingtoabort
A Girl's Guide To Treating Symptoms Of Unwanted Pregnancies
Early symptoms of pregnancy — nausea, cramps, tender boobs, mood swings — are a drag. All-natural home remedies that are safe for an embryo are pretty much useless. Especially when you've scheduled an abortion.
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