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more about #abc boxspelunker: [questionablecontent.net] That seemed to be appropriate. Also, I love Penny. more » amowls: Fucking dumb. It's a way to excuse a guy's asshole behavior. "Oh, there's nothing wrong with the way I've been acting, SHE'S just insane!!!" more » logruszed: I'm not stupid, I just don't care about thinking. Also there are a lot of Buffy reruns to watch. more » SarahMC: Isn't that already every sitcom plot? more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: I'm paraphrasing someone else, but when men talk about how crazy their exes are it's always 'She called me late at night! She burst out crying when we... more » clevernamehere: The really annoying thing about this title is that it manages to totally excuse men, while leaving women somewhat to blame. He even says it in the bo... more » polypam: This entire notion that women are crazy when it comes to men is the main reason why I'm often act aloof around men. I mean, I can't be "crazy" if I d... more » anteup: Nothing makes me crazy faster than implying I'm crazy based on my femaleness. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid might as well be the title of 75% of sitcoms, so why not? more » Diziet_Sma: I can imagine the pitch: "Yes, but it's equally insulting to both men and women, therefore = not sexist! Just crazy, fun times!" more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Ho ho ho, I'm laughing already. Let me guess... maybe a guy left alone with the kids will make ice cream for dinner because obviously men only cook ... more » LilyBonesBurana: That sound? That sound you hear--that is reminiscent of mortar and boiling estrogen? It is the sound of every sane woman who studied film, media, scr... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: So ABC is going with the tried-and-true model on this one. Awesome. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh, sure. This'll be great. Both men and women will love it, because it encapsulates both so perfectly. *snorts derisively* more » AfroJezeBella: Boobs make men dumb because? I bet the nipples are actually sattelites that send out some hypnotic mind scrambler rays thus when men stare, they lose ... more » token_illiterate_commenter: One of the great things about "A Charlie Brown Christmas" is that it moves at a slower pace. There are no quick cuts. The characters are allowed to go... more » femme-bot: I don't like Charlie Brown. I do, however, enjoy crass consumerism. :P more » Tippi Hedren: Not only did they cut it, they played some crappy newer "winter" Charlie Brown movie immediately following it. more » scullymurphy: What!? This is sacrilege! I think people just need to buy the DVD and stop watching network TV. more » tonilost: I thought I was watching the slow intro to some hot gay porn in that first scene. It wasnt so much he admired Jason as he loves Jason, or was that ju... more » -
#trashtv
Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid Book To Be Reborn As Sitcom Pilot
ABC has greenlit a pilot based on a self-help book written by husband-and-wife TV comedy writers. Sample wisdom: "Men don't make men dumb. Boobs make men dumb." Promising! Plus, the last self-help book to be dramatized went so well. [THR] -
#peanuts
Good Grief.
Angered by ABC's cutting A Charlie Brown Christmas for ad-space, Leon Lynn writes that the special "has spent 44 years now trying to remind us that Christmas is supposed to transcend crass commercialism...Do you have no sense of irony?" [MediaBistro] -
#clips
Whoopi Calls Sherri Out On Her Garbage
On The View today, Sherri joked about eating potato chips out of the garbage, and Whoopi went after her insisting, "you have never done that," while a mortified Sherri flapped her mouth. More » -
#clips
Diane Sawyer Subjected To More Humiliation On GMA
Today on Good Morning America, Diane Sawyer was forced to face off with Dr. Mehmet Oz by keeping her arm in an icy bucket of water until she couldn't stand the pain anymore. More » -
