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more about #abba Treeless: An inventory of Frances' lies: 1) I am not trying to escape. 2) You look sober in that dress. 3) Really, I'm not trying to escape. more » AppleBrownBettyComingThrough: Poor FBC. I do not envy her path. Toxic moms are so hard. You know they're crazy and bad for you, yet you crave the mommy. Hell, not even the mommy... more » avec_accent: Dear Frances, My mummy is lovely. Wanna share? She'll make us delicious dutch apple cake and send us links to funny online cartoons. Deal? more » szuperremek: So I said yesterday that I didn't get why Courtney lost custody of Frances... and needless to say, now I get it. I want to say that she's ranting on ... more » sassenach: Love obviously has serious mental problems; I hope she can get help. Alanis seems to have confused being bummed out with [clinical] depression. Runnin... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I am officially not longer at all amused by Courtney Love. She was sort of good theater for a while but now, no. I'm out. more » Scout: Courtney Love Cobain perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapea... more » MargaretMoony: OMG, poor Frances Bean. If my mother did that I'd...well, I actually don't know what I'd do but I think it would be pretty drastic. So, RUN Frances... more » AgainWithFeeling: What is Frances' "wonder bread side", and does everybody have one? more » pesematology: Courtney Love needs a psychiatric evaluation pronto. more » OneBigPear: I had to fix Wilford's response. Q: What do you do when you come to New York? Wilford Brimley: "Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've go... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Courtney Love, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan items all in a row? I now have the urge to send my parents a giant bouquet of flowers. Huh. more » Diziet_Sma: Did Courtney Love just blame Francis for her father's suicide? Wow. You know, I always thought she was a mean narcissist, but I had a little sympathy,... more » sanssoucis321: Jeez. Poor Bean. I'm amazed that she's turned out seemingly normal and with a decent head on her shoulders, what with Courtney McCrazyNutcasePants Lov... more » laurasaurus: As a proud Simon's Rock graduate, I have to say, this is definitely the best shout-out my alma mater has probably ever received. more » erinna: Yet another reason why I must insist that Facebook adds a breathalyzer app, posting while intoxicated is a very dangerous habit more » GirlFailer: I am offering a plausible translation of Courtney's ramblings from above. Frankly the whole thing disgusts me. My daughter is not always honest, and... more » Snacky_Onassis: Did anyone ever stop to consider that maybe Frances is a deceptive person and a liar? Haha, just kidding, Courtney is nuts. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Oh Courtney. You make it very very hard to be on your side. Perhaps a spell of vipassana meditation. You know, that kind where you don't say anythi... more » lowkeylo: I think this Courtney Love debacle is a perfect example of a parent seeing herself in the role of a "friend" instead of a "parent." I mean, a "friend... more » -
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Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
- Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
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Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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Beth & Kate Make Beautiful Music; Michael's Secret Girlfriend
- Kate Moss and Beth Ditto performed an "impromptu duet" at a club last night — singing "Space Oddity" by David Bowie. Guess who thought they did a great job? Simon Cowell. [The Sun]
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Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Carrie Prejean's Mom Accused Her Dad Of Being Gay; Jon and Kate Dad's Mistress Has A Sex Tape
- When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.
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Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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