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    swimmingly: Angelina Jolie will not be Dr. Kay Scarpetta over my drop dead gorgeous body. Seriously. I will knife a bitch. more »
    Mando323: My favorite part of this whole round-up is that the source of the Jamie Foxx quote has to define Oscar Mayer for us. more »
    Bgirl_Hamster: Did anyone click on that Audrina link? That pic is a photoshop of horrors if I've ever seen one. more »
    devilchyld22: Does anyone know where the hearts went?? more »
    southernbelle: All right, that's it. We Jezebels need to figure out some way to adopt Lindsey Lohan. We can all have joint custody and shuttle her around. We can all... more »
    Bunsen Honeydew: Uhhh, look up Ted Dansen's green track record. I think the only difference between him and Oprah is he's not using any of it as self promotion. more »
    BlondeGrlz: I wish Kristin Chenoweth was my sister. Is there such a thing as a sibling adoption? And can I do it without her consent? more »
    birminghamdrunk: somehow, i don't see movie studios being the only ones who "custom tailor" shit for tom cruise... and when are they gonna figure out that it's really ... more »
    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Angelina Jolie will NEVER EVER EVER be Kay Scarpetta. EVER. more »
    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Even if the script is tailored to him I don't know if Tom Cruise will have another hit because he's just not believable anymore. I don't know about an... more »
    Trulymadlyme: I would be super pysched if someone managed to create a Lillith Fair type tour with all female artists, again. I don't know why that hasn't taken off... more »
    devilchyld22: I don't think that I've ever seen Michael Jackson's arms before. For some reason that's interesting to me. more »
    tscheese: This is the most articulate thing I've ever heard from Heidi. Did someone create a "Buh like whaaah? Like, y'know"-to-English translator? (I might be ... more »
    hortense: I just re-read "Edie" for the first time in forever and all I could think about was Lindsay Lohan. more »
    Eleanor Ramilly: These folks do talk about a lot of intelligent things - like global warming - we just don't show that on the show." Just because you talk about "a lot... more »
    WhyTheFuss: Congrats Jill Scott! I love her and her new show. more »
    bitchyspice: BI: Tommy Mottola & Thalia? That's the only recording exec that comes to mind, but I do believe they're married, so I'm probably wrong. more »
    so5minutesago: Sample conversation I've had with more than one person lately: Coworker: But I thought Lindsay was a lesbian? So5: No, she dated Sam, but she is defin... more »
    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: I think the Gibson's youngest son is actually 10 years old. more »
    AthertonMerriweather: It must be opposite day if I find myself agreeing with Heidi Montag and Miley Cyrus. The pigs flying outside my office window should've been my first... more »
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    Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms

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