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    JerseyGrrrl: We can't let our curiosity for #43 keep us from noticing the word "Hoo-ha" printed in 40 point type to the right of Kristen's own....vagina! OMG I sai... more »
    Zombie Ms. Skittles: But wait, what's #43? Cosmo has piqued my interest and I won't be at the grocery store so I can poke through it in line for a few weeks!!! Help a si... more »
    devilchyld22: "Mr. Obama arrived at the Oval Office at 8:35 a.m. on Wednesday and spent 10 minutes in his new office alone. He read a note left for him by President... more »
    ucelluccia: HA. I just finished this month's mix for the Husband: sparks and shining dragons: for jason (1:10:56) 1. You Belong To Me - Jo Stafford 2. Sweet Pea -... more »
    dcdulce: anyone have a chancla to throw? more »
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Dear Jezzie Editors: You have power and influence in the world of journalism. (Oh, you can protest out of modesty, but we have seen it expand in the d... more »
    EkaterinaBallerina: She's so right about this! I mean it's not like they've been able to prove that the number of insurgents and terrorists worldwide have increased expon... more »
    WaltzingMatilda: Lizzy dear, normally linking the adjective "shrill" or the noun "harpy" with women makes my blood boil, but you have cured me! You freaking shrill harpy. more »
    J.D.Regent: Environmental devastation, economic wipeout, climate change/end times, mercury in my water, NSA on my phone line -- gee, safety sure feels scary! more »
    BabyJane: Does anyone know how to repair a broken record? more »
    ellaesther: So many, many ways to reply to that notion. Oh, the mind reels! But they all come down to this: No, he did not. But then, he did do enormous damage to... more »
    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: I'm pretty sure if someone threw their shoe at her, Elisabeth's cognitive abilities would be too slow to do the insta-duck Bush displayed recently. So... more »
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Yep. I feel loads safer. THanks Bush. *Stockpiles food, loads semi-automatic weaponry, completes finishing touches on atomic fall-out shelter* more »
    morninggloria: Condoms keep me safe. George W. Bush keeps me angry. more »
    morninggloria: I didn't die that one time I got really drunk and insisted on walking home at 3 am by myself. Alcohol, therefore, keeps me safe. more »
  • #hasselblech

    What War?

    Just overheard on the View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck defending the legacy of George W. Bush because he's "kept us safe". Wherever did she get that talking point from?
  • #endofdays

    Lindsay Lohan and George W., Separated At Birth