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more about #30rock more comments → The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...): Dear Chris Brown: Capitalism means never having to buy your shit. more » CraftyBroad: Ahh, now it all becomes clear. Getting arrested doesn't get Chris Brown's attention. Seeing photos of Rihanna's face doesn't get Chris Brown's atten... more » BetteD: Oh Alec Baldwin. I forgive you for everything. Take me! more » ImproperDancing: "If she doesn't want to be photographed she should change her profession and become a butcher." Bullshit. Did it ever occur to this fuck that maybe N... more » avec_accent: Sarah Ferguson, may I suggest you point yourself in the direction of fanfiction.net? For it is there that you will find your like-minded kin. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I have mixed feelings on Jude/Sienna, and not just because I have an irrational crush on the Talented Mr. Law. See, my dad is a serial cheater. Chea... more » Maggita: "I'm working out again. I'm going to make the sequel to 300. My pecs will be glistening. I'll have a codpiece. I'm going to blow your mind." Every ti... more » JennaW: Well, *I* feel fully satisfied that Chris Brown has changed and regrets his actions. It is SO CLEAR from everything he has said and done since he comm... more » SaturdaysChild: Kenan, I'll bet that a lot of those angry letters are from people really fucking sick of seeing a black man constantly in drag when SNL could, you kno... more » Penny: I really don't like it when people misspell collectibles. more » curiousgeorgiana: I'm waiting for Chris Brown to borrow a page from Carrie Prejean's "How to be a Victim" and start calling everything a violation of his 1st Amendment ... more » greeneyedfem: I'm disappointed in the Pink tattoo. I think it's pretty ugly (as in: ugly, not "pretty-ugly"/jolie-laide). In my head when I read about it, I pictur... more » HarpMadness: I'm having flashbacks reading rambling quotes from Billy Corgan. Ah, those were the days. more » coffee milk: From the Us Magazine article: Rycroft, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and Strickland sealed their tear-filled vows with a kiss as an instrumenta... more » kentuckienne: I'm so baffled by the Lohan yardsale -- are they that broke? more » -
#thegirlieshow
Liz Learns High-Def's A Deal Breaker On 30 Rock
Last night on 30 Rock, Devin Banks said Liz Lemon's talk show Dealbreakers was destined to fail because, "She's just a writer with zero performing experience." But, a certain writer-turned-actress gave the funniest performance since Jack and Tracy's therapy session. More » -
#dirtbag
Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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#leftovers
Teens Sue Over Fallout From Sexy Pics • Harvard To Offer Class On The Wire
• Two teens from Indiana have brought a lawsuit against their school after they were barred from participating in school activities following the discovery of some racy pictures they posted on MySpace. • More » -
#thegirlieshow
30 Rock: Reaching Out To "Real America"
Last night on the season premiere of 30 Rock, Jack announced that, to boost ratings, TGS needed to pander to middle America (or, as he put it, trick "racecar-loving wide loads into watching your lefty, homoerotic propaganda hour"). More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, "Balloon Boy" farts, Tyra curses, Michael Lohan goes on Maury, and Jon Gosselin says he won't get Botox... because he's Asian-American. -
#dirtbag
Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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#snapjudgment
"I Don't Drink Hot Liquids Of Any Kind. That's The Devil's Temperature."
[Los Angeles, September 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#pornultimatums
Cue The "Liz Lemon Sucks" Jokes…
What the world needs now: A porn flick based on 30 Rock. Watch the (safe for work!) trailer here: The "Trey Jordan" character pretty much steals the show. [NY Mag] -
#dirtbag
Gerard On Jen: "We're Very Much In Love"
- "We're very much in love. Especially her. We're actually going to tie the knot next Tuesday." — Gerard Butler, joking with Conan O'Brien about the Jennier Aniston rumors. He continued:
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#thegoldstandard
Mad Men, 30 Rock Lead Emmy Nominations
Nominees for the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards were announced this morning, with last year's winners 30 Rock and Mad Men earning the most nominations. The surprises: nods for Sarah Silverman and Family Guy. [N.Y. Times] -
#dirtbag
Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
- Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]
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#munumunuh
What Isn't, Really?
The secret is out: Brian Lynch has definitively proven that 30 Rock is a total ripoff of the Muppet Show. [New York] -
#dirtbag
Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
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#dirtbag
Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk
- Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Angie Flips Over Brad's Life Of Leisure; Gisele Bundchen Wants To Adopt
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are fighting again. Supposedly Angie came home from a long day of filming to find Brad relaxing with beer and DVDs while the kids were harassing the nannies.
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#clips
Tina Fey's Toddler Daughter Writes For 30 Rock
If you love Liz Lemon's catchphrase, "I want to go to there," you have three-and-a-half year old baby Alice to thank. On Jimmy Fallon's show last night, Fey admitted that Alice contributes to the show. More » -
#loveactually
Date Frank.
No, really. Judah Friedlander is one of the 140 available singles profiled in the latest Time Out New York. The 39-year-old 30 Rock comedian enjoys Croatian food, romantic views, and octopus wrestling. [Time Out] -
#clips
Jon Hamm Must Protect Humanity From His Handsomeness
Mad Men's Jon Hamm was on Late Night yesterday and Conan O'Brien asked, "What is it like to be that handsome?" More »
