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    AuntPenny: I think we should throw one big delicious party when her marriage to Chris Mouthbreather ends. We'll give out Shar-Peis as party favors. more »
    Scout: sycophancy makes me ill as does hypocrisy which means this particular post covers both more »
    AuntPenny: I want to be close to Gwyneth. Just so I can punch her in the face. more »
    jeepgirl: I'd rather have a huge ass than sound like I'm talking out of one. more »
    katastic: Oh I can't WAIT for THIS crap:"Next week we get the GOOP guide to the best places to eat and stay in NYC." more »
    Cerridwen: Holy hell, she actually used the phrase "saddlebags and post-pregnancy Shar Pei-like stomach." For the love of god, I feel like eating half a cheeseca... more »
    aubonpam: I just went and read the thing for the first time ever. It's like a really boring, dry blog. Yikes. more »
    Mafalda para Presidente: My butt is perfect the way it is. Just ask my bf. more »
    Red-headed bookworm: Everyone keeps talking about how she takes castor oil. Where did you read this at? more »
    otherginger: Can we sick PETA on Gwennie's duck or something? This calls for lifestyle nazi-on-lifestyle nazi violence. more »
    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Hey guys! I've decided to make my very own newsletter! I'm going to call it "Big Happy Sandwiches" and it will detail my special diet suggestions and ... more »
    aubonpam: The fact that she talks about her own body that way bothers me more than any of the other hundreds of douchey things she says for some reason. more »
    marybanjo: So the trainer is Tracy Anderson, she used to live and work here in Indianapolis. She declared bankruptcy a few times, she left town and took all this... more »
    tscheese: Y'know, usually, when someone is complimenting my cooking, they are not thinking about how awful my ass looks. I am not thinking about how awful my as... more »
    justcallmespartacus: I'm going to completely change the shape of my butt to resemble the head of Elvis. I'm totally motivated by the fame it is sure to bring me. People wi... more »
  • #gwynethpaltrow

    Goop Scoop

    The first 2009 installment of GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle e-newsletter, is out today, and Gwynnie has started out the new year by pointing out that your butt is too big. More »
  • #announcements

    Programming Notes

    A note to readers: We'll be posting on a shortened schedule today, and tomorrow we'll be off completely. Best wishes for a Happy New Year to everyone here and abroad — we'll see you on Friday.
  • #davidbeckhamcalendar

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