It's Hot as Fuck (and You're Classy as Hell): Make This Prosecco Sorbet
This recipe is crazy easy, crazy boozy, and crazy cold. You know you're about to die from living in a boiling sewer swamp of oppressively hot stank. It's like walking around inside a muppet — you know those things are as dirty as they are wet from puppeteer hand sweat. That's what it's like. It's like walking around…
Bubbly Battle
Champagne sales in Britain are suffering due to the increasing popularity of cheaper cava and prosecco. But non-Italian proseccos like a canned version sporting an image of Paris Hilton now have to go by the less classy name "glera." [Telegraph]
Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won
David Letterman is a bona fie hero to me now: Last night he had Paris Hilton on the program, who he (sincerely? mockingly?) referred to as an "entrepreneur." (Check out the way Paris reflexively put her hand on her hip as she walked out onto the stage.) Then he took us through a heartfelt tour of some of the products…

