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ProFlowers Delivers Sparse-Ass Bouquets Instead of Lush Pictured Flowers

There are some angry people out there this Valentine's Day, thanks to ProFlowers delivering some jankity bouquets. Unless there's a beautiful arrangement hidden inside an ugly-ass facade — kinda like the old man on Scooby Doo? — ProFlowers has some explaining to do. Of course, these might just be anomalies on the… » 2/15/13 12:00am 2/15/13 12:00am

Rush Limbaugh Continues to Insatiably Screw Self as 12th Sponsor Flees…

After Rush Limbaugh called birth control advocate Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute" and demanded she make a sex tape for the American people in exchange for insurance-subsidized birth control, disgusted members of the general public began demanding companies that advertise on Limbaugh's show distance themselves… » 3/05/12 5:30pm 3/05/12 5:30pm

Florists Deliver A Total Shitshow Instead of Pretty Bouquets

If you didn't get any flowers this year for Valentine's Day, don't take it personally just yet. Turns out there's some serious chaos happening at all the major flower retailers, and it's already ruined a lot of people's Valentine's Days. It's probably a wasteland out there of scolded spouses, awkward evenings, and… » 2/14/12 11:55pm 2/14/12 11:55pm