And yet ANOTHER reason to not like Gwynnie.....I have pugs and they are incredibly awesome dogs for kids. Total strangers have come up to them and been a bit rough on them and they just sit there and patiently take it. I have never had a problem with pugs/kids.
Spring at H&M involves a wide-legged drop-crotch zebra-print jumpsuit. Don't say nobody warned you.
Every time a Jezeditor mentions the jumpsuit, I feel like it more firmly cements itself as a Rift Schism Conflict Issue among Jezeditors (this is all made up by me, but after Sadie liked one jumpsuit and Dodai hated one jumpsuit, I feel like this is an issue for the ages.)
For the record, I am the Martin Luther of goddamn jumpsuits. I will start my own Protestant sect, of non-jumpsuit adherents. I will nail my 95 Tscheethis to the door of Gawker HQ.
If someone wants to go to bat for the opposition and be Jumpsuit Pope, that is okay, but you have to wear the one from H&M. And a hat.
I kind of like the middle outfit though. I plan on going for a Valley-of-the-Dolls meets old Palm Beach lady look this summer, and this may just fit the bill. Add a tan, some teased blonde hair, coral lipstick, gold fuck-me-heels, and a long skinny Capri cigarette? I could rock this.
@Annabellie: Mario Batali loves them. But Crocs were so easy to knock off. Why would you pay $30 for something you could buy on the street or in Target for $10?
D'you think if I beg hard enough, I'll get invited to Marc's nuptials? I reallyreallyreallyreally want to go. That will be hands-down the most beautiful wedding ever.
@JanicefromSA: Whiskey and popcorn: Yeah, but Paris Hilton also is/was a major figure in advertisements over there, especially in Japan. I guess they're not worried about beauty products translating..
@VivianDarkbloom: The Japanese love western celebrities, and the western celebrities love the $$$ they earn from appearing in Japanese ads. Lost in Translation, anyone?
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): 'Wrinkly' is British slang for older person. If an retiree wants to use it about themself self-deprecatingly, I'm fine with it. (My 63 yr odl mother does this). It's not polite to use about someone else though.
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She make J.Crew look like the coolest kid on the block.
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Excuse me while I shed some crocodile tears.
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Every time a Jezeditor mentions the jumpsuit, I feel like it more firmly cements itself as a Rift Schism Conflict Issue among Jezeditors (this is all made up by me, but after Sadie liked one jumpsuit and Dodai hated one jumpsuit, I feel like this is an issue for the ages.)
For the record, I am the Martin Luther of goddamn jumpsuits. I will start my own Protestant sect, of non-jumpsuit adherents. I will nail my 95 Tscheethis to the door of Gawker HQ.
If someone wants to go to bat for the opposition and be Jumpsuit Pope, that is okay, but you have to wear the one from H&M. And a hat.
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I SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR MOVEMENT.
Tscheethis 69: I'm sorry, but we can't do that 69 thing now because I am unable to remove your ugly and confusing jumpsuit.
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(Apologies to your Wife.of.a. funny.hobbit.)
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I kind of like the middle outfit though. I plan on going for a Valley-of-the-Dolls meets old Palm Beach lady look this summer, and this may just fit the bill. Add a tan, some teased blonde hair, coral lipstick, gold fuck-me-heels, and a long skinny Capri cigarette? I could rock this.
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Oh, and theme parks. Also good for that.
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I just have a hard time believing that they thought they could sustain the incredible sales that they were having.
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For the batshit yet lazy crazy.
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Sigh.
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Does anyone care to explain that to me? At some point in the future a woman will play soccer in a zebra jumpsuit?
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Did you mean to get that pun in there? Because it made me LAUGH.
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[www.fashion-iconography.net]
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I swear to God, only the English.
Anna Sui is my hero, talented lady, that one.
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