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    Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    at least the shoes are hot. the rest of the ensembles...just...no.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    Target's mossimo tees and tanks are wardrobe staples of mine, but this stuff is a complete shitshow.
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    Image of aspiringexpatriate aspiringexpatriate
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    Sadie, this is only because you don't know that EuroTrash and Neu-Neew Romantic is the new music for 2009.
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    Image of aspiringexpatriate aspiringexpatriate
    01/09/09

    @aspiringexpatriate: And that's two ee's cause it's extra special, not cause I'm drunk.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    The MV3 Collection.
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    Image of SkipToMyLou SkipToMyLou
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    Blue dress in the thumbnail is 100% this dress [store.americanapparel.net] with a zipper sewn on.


    The model in the blue dress with the thin straps and the saggy boobs looks like I do when I go, "ehhh, but it's on clearance for $5.75, I'll get it anyway". And that accounts for an incomprehensible number of unflattering sundresses in my wardrobe.

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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    Let's get physical physical

    I wanna get physical

    let's get into physical!

    Let me hear your body talk

    your body talk!

    Let me hear your body talk!
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    When you buy clothes from Target, you expect the quality to be kind of bad because it is meant to be disposable fashion. This is, though, goes above and beyond. It completely removes the middleman from the store-consumer-trash heap cycle. Efficient, Target!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    Also, I don't love the shape of the very last dress, in black. Is it the belt that's causing that extra just-above-the-hips spare tire on a model who definitely doesn't have a spare tire? It isn't actively offensive, I guess, but dear God it's unflattering. It just skips over the waist and makes a huge bunch right over the widest part of the hips.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    Guys, you don't have to be so hard on Stacey McGill, it's her first time designing a line, and besides, she has diabetes.
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    01/09/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Methinks that she took too much input from Laine during the design process. She should have just listened to Claudia and woven a Peruvian shawl.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    01/09/09

    @hatepaperdoll: HA! BSC all the way! i wonder if that series is still around? or if anyone reads it?


    gah, leggings! why oh, why did these have to come back? i'm okay with opaque tights though.

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    Image of AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
    01/09/09

    @hatepaperdoll: She should have just had Claudia model the clothes.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    Oh, and the silhouette for the royal/vivid blue mini that's pictured before the jump? It might not look so bad in miniature, but when you actually click through to it, IT HAS A PHANTOM LOWER-ABDOMEN POUF.


    So in case you don't have an actual lower-abdomen pouf, you can have one! If you do have one, well, now you have somewhere to prominently display it.


    Yeah, fuck no.

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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    my life is not an aerobics class circa 1982!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    See, I feel like the silhouette presented by the tiered periwinkle thing has been praised before. I can't remember exactly where, but I could swear I've seen something like it in Good/Bad/Ugly threads? I could be completely hallucinating this.


    I personally hate it--it is figure-obscuring and awful--but it could be that it's one of the few that does not actively make me want to bite off my own leg and beat myself unconscious with it.

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    01/09/09

    @tscheese: My issue with most of these clothes is that they don't even look good on the MODEL. If a model can't pull these looks off, there is no hope for the rest of us.
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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    I don't mind most of this stuff, but then, I'm drunk most of the time.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    01/09/09

    @I'm Chuck Bass: You'd have to be to wear this stuff!
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    I like about half of it and am completely unashamed.


    By like it though, I like the idea, not necessarily the execution. This is an example of why designer items work better. The fabrics would have been higher quality, the cuts more flattering, and better in overall construction. This collection (minus corset and perforated tights) would serve as a decent look book. As in, go to BP, pay a little more, and get something far more flattering.

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    Image of LBB LBB
    01/09/09

    In reply to Target's New House Line Is...How You Say? Hideous!
    The 80s called, they want their clothes back.


    *weeps*

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