The Many Sexual Euphemisms on Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Album

Katy Perry, that cheeky, maybe culturally problematic but fun-as-hell pop chanteuse, has a new album hitting stores and iTunes, etc tomorrow. And, I'm happy to report that if you love sparkly, giddy, Most-Popular-Girl-In-School-Reads-The-Yearbook-Aloud sugar-pop it's perfect. It's also filthy. » 10/21/13 3:35pm 10/21/13 3:35pm

Understanding Katy Perry's New Album According to Its Tracklist

Katy Perry has released the tracklist for her new album Prism: Through the Prism I Can See It All and It Is Good, also known as just Prism. Since Perry recently said that all her songs are "real-life moments" and that she can "only write autobiographically", these song titles are more than just songs. They are "the real… » 10/01/13 12:00pm 10/01/13 12:00pm

Katy Perry Reinvents Herself By Setting Fire To Her Blue Wig

Because we live in a time where it's common practice to tease a three minute music video with a 30 second clip just to get people hyped about said music video, Katy Perry has done just that for her video for "Roar", her new single. In the clip – entitled "Burning Baby Blue" – Perry takes a lighter to her famous blue wig… » 8/02/13 4:30pm 8/02/13 4:30pm

How to Leave a Cool Digital Trail in Case Your Partner Gets Famous

If there is one personal lesson we've all learned from the recent NSA scandal, it's that nothing on the Internet is truly private. Who Learned It The Hardest? That would pretty obviously be Edward Snowden's girlfriend, Lindsay Mills. On top of having the NSA paw through her Gchats, Facebook, Skype conversations, etc.,… » 6/13/13 11:45am 6/13/13 11:45am

NSA Leaker's Romantic Life Reads Like Escapist Fan Fiction

NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden gave up his freedom to leak classified and critical government secrets that warrant our utmost attention. He relinquished his own privacy so we would know that ours is under attack. But naturally, media outlets are much more concerned with tracking down Lindsay Mills, his free-spirited … » 6/11/13 11:50am 6/11/13 11:50am

Mothers, Don't Let Your Girls Grow Up to Love Morally Upright Spies

Last week, several media outlets obtained leaked information that revealed that the United States government, in collaboration with several major corporations, has been secretly collecting a metric fuckton of data on its citizens without their knowledge or consent, all as part of a Bond villainesquely named program… » 6/10/13 11:40am 6/10/13 11:40am

How Much Does the NSA Know About Your Pathetic Personal Behavior?

Alright, so, the jig is up. We've been caught with our pants down by the government, yet again. The National Security Agency has direct access to all sorts of our Internet communication, data, and metadata with their newly uncovered PRISM program. This means that time you Skype-cried to your mom about having bad gas in … » 6/07/13 1:40pm 6/07/13 1:40pm