House Cat Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda

You may consider yourself “green” because you bring your own canvas bag to the grocery store, or because you only by the really expensive four-dollar slicing cucumbers that look, stacked under the moistening produce spigot at Whole Foods, vaguely like the mummefied penises of so many deposed troll kings, but you’re… » 6/02/13 5:00pm 6/02/13 5:00pm