Diabolical Diet Tool Fills You With Guilt Instead of Food

We are told that we must monitor exactly how much we eat because we don't want to mess up our meticulously charted calorie intake by indulging in even one too many crackers because then our thighs will explode and our life will be over—or something like that. Anyway, ever on the hunt for ways to make us feel like shit… » 6/05/12 10:25am 6/05/12 10:25am

Hero Breaks Up Subway Fight in Best Possible Way, By Eating Chips

One minute, these two are in a vicious fight on a subway train—kicking and screaming and everything—and then a strong, silent type walks between them and stops the battle instantly using his amazing super power... Eating chips? Yes. It's Chip Man to the rescue! Who is this (un)masked man? And why are his chips so… » 4/10/12 10:20am 4/10/12 10:20am