Amanda Bynes makes a pretty bad case for herself when she tells In Touch that she isn't mentally ill. Her hatred of Ugly People, especially Ugly Writers, has also become increasingly extreme.

Like Santa Claus and dubious liquor ads, as sure as eggnog the holidays bring an array of British royals in noteworthy chapeaux. Only you can decide whether it's more gift, or coal.

[London, October 15. Image via WENN.]

• A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]

Am I the only one who's totally psyched for The Young Victoria, starring Emily Blunt? Appropriately, it premiered yesterday at Kensington Palace, and while the real royals didn't look amazing, the faux ones did!

• Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?

Princess Eugenie, daughter of Fergie, the Duchess of York, is the latest victim of the PhotoShop of Horrors. Although she is not chunky at all, the 17-year-old appears on the cover of Tatler magazine looking whittled down, to say the least. Click the picture for a larger view. [Mirror]