"Officer! She just pushed her way to the front," hollers an insistent pink-haired, sweatpants-clad woman glaring daggers at the back of another woman's black parka. "I would like you to ask her to move."
This happened. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
In today's Tweet Beat, Anderson Cooper hopes for some perks of flying with royalty, Patton Oswalt speaks the truth of truths and Lena Dunham provides some helpful relationship advice.
A pair of weary airline passengers landed in NYC after a long flight on Sunday evening, exhausted and eager to get to their hotel.
Batten down your loins and gird the hatches, because it's official: Will and Kate will be visiting America's fair shores December 7 - 9.
Welcome back, Kate! The Duchess of Cambridge, who hasn't appeared in public since her pregnancy and horrific morning sickness were announced, stepped out today to greet the President of Singapore. She did not upchuck. I wonder if she had crisps stashed in that clutch?
If for some strange reason you absolutely needed to know Kate Middleton's due date ASAP: The palace has announced that Prince George's younger sibling is scheduled to arrive in April.
Sound the alarm, round up the royalists! Will & Kate may very well descend upon New York City in the coming months. Can't wait to see the apocalyptic case of gridlock THAT'll unleash.
A freelance photog who's been tracking Prince George too closely for the royals' comfort just got his last warning from Prince William and his no-doubt terrifying army of lawyers.
Caption This: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge plays a games console with young people as he visits an Access Centre for young people called Agenzija Appogg during an official visit to Malta on September 21, 2014 in Valletta, Malta. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge is making an official two day visit to Malta as a…
Alert, alert! The spare has been deployed! Kensington Palace says that yes, Kate Middleton is officially pregnant with her second child. And lo, a thousand celebrity news editors and designers of high-end baby clothes offered their thanks unto the heavens. Here's everything we know.
Don't worry, y'all, Prince Harry might yet escape the fate of permanent feckless bachelorhood. Apparently he's seeing a new lady and they're currently cruising Saint-Tropez in a boat.
Good news, East Anglia!!! Get stranded in the Chiltern Hills or grievously wounded in Norwich City Center (too much pedestrianization, imo), and a handsome literal prince might LITERALLY COME RESCUE YOU. Literal Prince William has taken a job as a medevac helicopter pilot with East Anglian Air Ambulance, which means…
Prince George, heir to the throne of England, is turning one year old, thereby scoring his first Vanity Fair cover. And you know what that means: time for us to begin breathlessly speculating about the vacancy rate of Kate Middleton's reproductive organs!!!
Baby's first glossy!
Being a princess (yes, she's a duchess, but she'll always be a princes in my heart) is not all it's cut out to be. Sure, there are probably balls and you can get DVDs of movies that haven't been released at months before anyone else (right?), but the territory also comes with paparazzi blinding you as you walk out of…
Kate Middleton really has no privacy, and we’re not talking paparazzi cameras. A former royal editor at the now shuttered News of the World newspaper admitted to hacking the Duchess’ voicemail no less than 155 times. 1.5.5.
Jessica Alba addressed her no-nudity clause in Glamour, and her reasoning is hella sensible: "I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs."
Commoners are losing their shit that Prince William flies coach like, well, a commoner. Witness this tweet from Sunday that pronounces the Duke of Cambridge "humble" for traveling from Memphis to Dallas in economy class:
Heads up, Royals watchers: Princes William and (more importantly for the single ladies) Harry will very likely be in Memphis, Tennessee this weekend, attending the wedding of a friend.
