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Bullshit. Did it ever occur to this fuck that maybe Nicole Kidman LIKES acting and LIKES being in movies in the same sense that he LIKES stalking and invading the privacy of celebrities?
Yes, I understand that if a celebrity is going out in a public place it's likely that they are going to be photographed. But what gave this dog the right to bug her house? I'm fairly certain that's illegal and borderline stalking.
Just because you're lucky enough to make it in Hollywood doesn't mean that you should expect that you're going to have your home violated or your child stalked.
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But he hurt people, including his children, by what he did to our mom and stepmom. So I believe there can be forgiveness, if not forgetting. Here's hoping the crazy kids can have a semi-happy ending on par with what happened to my family. It CAN happen.
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I expect the next story will be that Chris Brown has burned down a Wal*Mart all the while crying and demanding to know why Wal*Mart was making him do this!
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The only thing you've accomplished by dropping Tiger Woods is to remind everyone that you used to be Arthur Andersen, LLC. You know, the accounting firm that helped Enron cheat on their financial statements?
Sincerely,
la.donna.pietra
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I hate that I know this.
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Arthur Andersen, on the other hand, was decimated. It no longer exists under any name, though I know many of the accountants working there did end up going to the same firm. Can't remember the name offhand.
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Tiger Woods seemed like a good Andersen spokesman: bland and capable. But Tiger as Sex Panther is more exciting than their brand aspires to be.
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I used to work for them, a few years back. i always wondered why tiger was the spokesperson.
also : if you can, don't work for them. The worst year of my life, in terms of employment, basically.
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Perhaps they'd consider hiring Elin Nordegren as a spokeperson: "Innocent of all wrongdoing!"
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Be thankful that your mediocre singing self even has a record contract.
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We're gonna need a Wambulance at the corner of No-One-Feels-Bad-For-You and You-Stupid-Self-Righteous-Prick. As soon as you can please, this is an emergency there's a man out here choking on his own words.
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...what? It's a Machiavellian game to not want to be hounded by paparazzi when you're grocery shopping just because you wanted to act and not work in a deli? WTF are you talking about?
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People don't have to carry your CD. Welcome to Capitalism!
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I once saw Hugh Jackman at the swimming pool with his kids in Sydney, and it was no big deal. But I can't help but feel that if I saw Nicole Kidman, it would be different.
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Ah - let's go with Alec.
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