Monaco’s royal twins Jacques and Gabriella recently turned one. Seems somebody at the office of royal affairs heard about the venerable American tradition of Christmas letters and decided to do something similar to mark the occasion—except it’s with video, not cozy, and frankly a bit weird.
Monaco's Princess Charlene and Prince Albert (son of Grace Kelly and Europe's most inexplicably boring aristocrat) are currently expecting twins. Which presents a potential headache for whoever's responsible for determining who inherits the throne of Monaco. If it's a girl followed by a boy, which one gets the job?
Thanks to a web of Royal diaries, letters, interviews with historians and biographers, and some old, dried pieces of Royal feces (for learning, you guys!), the public may now be able to have a better idea of just what a nightmare it would have been to be Queen Victoria's daughter.
So, just to recap: The marriage is rumored to be a "secret" deal just to produce an heir, Prince Albert is facing a separate paternity test, and he and Charlene spent a night in different hotels during their "honeymoon." Sounds like a fairytale.
According to one survey, the average recipient of a penis piercing is way squarer than you'd think. However, potential side effects of a Prince Albert are downright disturbing.