Fuuuuuuuuuuck, John Mayer sucks. Hey buddy, guys have no opinion of you whatsoever. If I went out and said the name "John Mayer" to 100 random guys on the street I'd probably get about 85 blank stares.
I actually looked at the Brangelina "make-out" pictures b/c I am no fool. Pictures of them making out would be awesome hot and I'm not even much of a fan. Unfortunately, Yaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn.
She was giving him a peck. Their arms weren't even engaged. His eyes were open. This was a we have SIX kids-dutiful hello. Truth in Advertising, people!
Beyonce says that in addition to purposely buying clothing that is too small, she inspires herself to lose weight by looking at a painting in her gym of an Oscar statue. "I look at it, and I'm like, OK, I have to stay in shape,"
Sorry but that's a terrible strategy thats like holding onto a pair of jeans that fit you years ago in the hopes that one day you'll lose enough weight to get back into it. Does this strategy work for anyone? Why not just buy nice clothing that fits and can easily be amended as you work towards achieving your ideal weight rather than buying clothes that doesn't fit.
@slowpoke.r: Sorry, bad comment, that did not add anything. It's just that after last night's Dirtbag I feel like somehow the five people who were mourning it's loss in the thread somehow saved it and I got all excited. Won't happen again.
That whole Stevie Wonder proposal thing is strange.
Random dude I've never heard of had Stevie record a proposal in case he needs it? So his not actually sure he's going to propose? Did he have Stevie do multiple versions with other girls names?
And if it is a sure thing, isn't the moment to show her before you tell the Daily Express? I'm sure all of her girlfriends have called her by now.
Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for the third time in three months yesterday
You know newspapers already have obituaries ready for high risk celebs. They just keep updating it as stuff comes up and they take your name off once you're no longer a wildchild ala Nicole Richie. Amy Winehouse, Britney in her head shaving phase was definitely on that list.
@Ananelle: It is, but it was tacked onto "Circus" as a bonus track due to a contractual obligation with the producers. Now it's being released as a single due to the same contractual issue (or so I've read).
"Brad Pitt says he doesn't remember why he agreed to do Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds"
Man, I hate when that happens. First Quentin's all like, "Sit down Huckleberry, have a drink on me" and the next minute I'm wearing a yellow leather jumpsuit.
@token_y_chromosome: I was about to say this. But it is correct that CBS picked up Medium after NBC canceled it. They're going to air it on Friday nights between Ghost Whisperer and Numb3rs.
There have been Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr (Orlanda? Blerr?) engagement/baby rumours popping up again and again for the last year or so. It's funny to see the Aussie papers flip the most innocuous comment around to get a story.
@lorali: John Mayer is a pompous douche, but at least he is self aware. He has a point- how much of a chance does Joe Average really have of dating Aniston, J.Lo.Hew, etc?
@Abra: Also, I don't think that being kind of a dick is cool if you know you're kind of a dick- because, then you're basically taking the position that you're not accountable for your actions, or that other people are lesser than you are. I'm talking both for John Mayer, and in general, for real people I actually know.
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Also, why are they remaking Melrose Place? And why is Ashlee Simpson in it?
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Yes, I have always had a little thing for Dr. Drew, too. I have no idea why.
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She was giving him a peck. Their arms weren't even engaged. His eyes were open. This was a we have SIX kids-dutiful hello. Truth in Advertising, people!
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Sorry but that's a terrible strategy thats like holding onto a pair of jeans that fit you years ago in the hopes that one day you'll lose enough weight to get back into it. Does this strategy work for anyone? Why not just buy nice clothing that fits and can easily be amended as you work towards achieving your ideal weight rather than buying clothes that doesn't fit.
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She is the next generations Sarah Silverman.
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Random dude I've never heard of had Stevie record a proposal in case he needs it? So his not actually sure he's going to propose? Did he have Stevie do multiple versions with other girls names?
And if it is a sure thing, isn't the moment to show her before you tell the Daily Express? I'm sure all of her girlfriends have called her by now.
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You know newspapers already have obituaries ready for high risk celebs. They just keep updating it as stuff comes up and they take your name off once you're no longer a wildchild ala Nicole Richie. Amy Winehouse, Britney in her head shaving phase was definitely on that list.
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Man, I hate when that happens. First Quentin's all like, "Sit down Huckleberry, have a drink on me" and the next minute I'm wearing a yellow leather jumpsuit.
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And finally, a new "strength disguised as a flaw" answer I can give when I'm on job interviews and I'm asked, "What is your biggest weakness?"
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@Abra: Also, I don't think that being kind of a dick is cool if you know you're kind of a dick- because, then you're basically taking the position that you're not accountable for your actions, or that other people are lesser than you are. I'm talking both for John Mayer, and in general, for real people I actually know.