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There's A Reason The Name Tucker Rhymes With…
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10/30/08
10/30/08
So Tucker just makes me think of eating. Which isn't that bad. Or maybe that's just because I come from a country where parents would sooner die before naming their child Tucker.
10/30/08
I know I'm supposed to loathe Tucker Max (and I do) but I must say ... I heart this line and I'm totally stealing it next time someone (ususally opposing counsel) asks me why I'm such a bitch.
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I'd say it's illustrative that the best Tuck I've ever known was a rat.
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This made me laugh and laugh.
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There was also a young boy named Tucker, and he was kind of a doo doo head. One day, Tucker stood at the top of the slide platform with a baseball bat, and, as Mittens was climbing up her favorite slide, he hit her fingers with the bat and she fell ten feet and got a bloody nose.
Tucker was a bad, bad, douchnozzle boy.
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(For the record, I do not hate Americans. Just the ones who are mean to Canada.)