We don't recommend breaking up with your significant other around the holidays. Don't break up with them right before Christmas, right after Christmas, and definitely not on the actual day of Christmas. The same goes for Hannukkah, Kwanzaa, and any other holiday you may be celebrating this December — including New…
Welcome to this year's Jezebel Gift Guide! I know we haven't been together that long — it's only Dec. 5, after all — but I just got you a little something. No really, it's nothing — unless you got me something really nice, in which case I thought long and hard before carefully selecting it. C'mon, open it!
You hear "gift guide," and — even considering that said gift guide is authored by professional crank Liz Jones — you think, "how bad can it be?" And then you read it. And yes, this was the accompanying image.
Anyone who's been cash-strapped around the holidays knows the importance of a gift that doesn't break the bank. With that in mind, we bring you gift ideas for your favorite spies, zombies, and bookworms — all $10 or under.
I've wondered if giving a wildly offensive and inappropriate present would be an effective way to distance myself from a relationship. Now that someone's decided to make latch hook kits from 70's porn, I guess I'll find out.
A present is an opportunity to show how creative, thoughtful, and generous you are, all with a single well-wrapped package. Or it's a chance to look like a huge ass. Here's how to do the former and avoid the latter.
Boxing Day sales reportedly attracted a record number of shoppers in the UK — some no doubt returning unwanted shit — which led us to reflect on whether our holiday dreams were fulfilled.
The ad at left, along with a wealth of anecdotal evidence, has us wondering if holiday gift shopping — traditionally women's work, if Cathy is any guide — is especially burdensome for guys.
Unlike some bloggers, we don't get any swag or freebies. And we never leave our apartments. So when word came Down From The Top that we needed a gift guide, we knew our wish-lists would be at least half-fantasy:
'Tis the season. Here are our greatest hits and lowest lows; what are yours?
"People HATE gift guides... I was, in point of fact, unable to find one single person who liked them, is prompted to shop by them, looked at them or even lined the cat's litter box with them." -Simon Doonan [Observer]
We asked, you answered: herewith, the second installment of our Ultimate Terrible Holiday Gift Guide: Things Not to Get the Family.
This is the time of year for gift guides! What to buy your mom! And your fashionista friend! And your crush! For under $50! You've probably got a lot of good suggestions, so here's something else: The Ultimate Bad Gift Guide. Our guide is composed of terrible gifts we have actually given and received through the…
The Onion is selling gift boxes featuring fake products that will definitely make watching dad open that package of sock you got him more exciting. Who wouldn't want the iFeast, a portable MP3 docking station/pet feeding system or a smoke alarm that wakes you slowly to the gentle sounds of the rain forest?…
Because there are so many luxuries in life that we can't afford it's all the more important to take advantage of the ones we can. Let the lovelies over at Riptopia burn your 50 favorite cds for your new 4g iPod Nano. All you have to do is insert the Swaroski crystal ear buds that come with it and push play.…
