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12/19/08
We broke up about three months later. Now I can laugh, but I couldn't for a long time.
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I have a great aunt that send $1 in a card every christmas and birthday, completely sealed with scotch tape. I presume she thinks that $1 is lots of money, and someone might take it. It costs almost as much to mail the card now, so it gets funnier every year.
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Example: Plaque that has seashells on it and reads "home sweet home".
The colors are nothing like anything in my apartment, neither is the style, I live in a very small place, and yet every year my aunt tries to ADD to my clutter by presenting me with things that must be hung on walls or be displayed on shelves.
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I already came out on FB (yes, I have my mom on FB), but apparently she hasn't gotten the hint that it means I don't believe in gods.
She's arriving this Monday and I still don't know if I should bluff it and put the goddamn cross or "ruin" Christmas and just give her "the talk". :-/
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I mean, I'm more interested in becoming a Wiccan or some other pagan religion before I converted to Christianity.
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I'd personally went with a lot of metaphorical religious speech of the love of god and then let it go from there throughout some months. Good luck!
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With no bingo chips/board. Just the pen.
I don't play bingo.
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Needless to say, we're no longer friends.
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Apparently the "AXE effect" for me is to make me crankypants. Grrr...
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Of course I was such a nice kid, I actually used the musty-smelling thing for years!
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and my cousin won one of those spinner things, it's got a little plunger on the end and if you push it a lot the little tree on the end opens and there's a reindeer in it. know what I'm talking about? and he get it tangled in my hair!!!