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    "Bedroom Police" Banned

    Downward Doggy-Style

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    This should be tagged under "cockbibs"
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    Well, I can see how this might offend. I mean it's not exactly uncommon, and I'm sure for the dudes who have this problem, it's really not a laughing matter. It's sort of on par with poking (heh) fun at dudes with smaller penii. Or maybe I'm just being kind and sympathetic to the plights of the peen.
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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    What about the ones that mock periods and the side-effects thereof? How about gas? Body odor? All of these are legitimate medical conditions that they make "light" of in commercials every day...


    Sounds to me like some boys need to stop being such big babies about everything... ;)

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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    05/27/09

    @wednesdayam: But they're the weake@thegogglesdonothing: And now that science has finally uncovered that men are the weaker sex, we know the build the fainting couches to accommodate their larger size! I smell a money maker...
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    05/27/09

    @wednesdayam: They're being such cockbibs about it.
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    What would the dudes rather here? the stock line of: "It's OK, it happens to everybody once in awhile."?
    Listen menfolk: in general, under 10 minutes=bad (unless it's a quickie in a restroom) over 40 minutes=bad......somewhere inbetween is generally a good amount of time for you to be IN me. The amount of foreplay will be the deciding factor on how much time exactly I will want you in me.
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    And now we know how to push an Australian man's button. Watch out Australian Justin Bobby, I'm coming for you!
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    I want to make a joke here about the CockBib guy, but I just can't come up with anything. Something something crybaby. There.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    It would be one thing if this were an ad for some stupid ripoff product that doesn't actually solve the problem, but considering it's an ad telling men to seek medical treatment for this condition, I have no issue with it. It's a funny way to tell dudes to see a doctor. There are so few opportunities to do that. Take advantage when you can.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    I can see that people who are sensitive about this might feel embarrassed by the ad, but it really is in the spirit of the Australian sense of humour - I giggled. Sure it should be taken down if it's deemed insulting, but I just wanted to offer that perspective!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    I don't think it's making fun of so much as using a way to get the viewer's attention.


    I mean, Enzyte does the same thing with that stupid guy w/ the smile on his face - and Viagra has those stupid Viva Viagra commercials...and ED is a very valid medical disorder.


    And what about the commercials about PMDD and making fun of a woman's period? That's a medical disorder and just a part of life, respectively. Sure, we might throw a shoe at the TV when they say "Have a happy period" but nobody's having a fit about it.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/27/09

    And is premature ejaculation an actual medical disorder? Or just a sexual disfunction? Or is there a difference?
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    Image of thegogglesdonothing thegogglesdonothing
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    Jeez, Australian men, lighten the fuck up, you goddamn crybabies. What would Crocodile Dundee, the Crocodile Hunter, and presumably all the other crocodile-related icons of Australian masculinity say if they could see you now?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/27/09

    @thegogglesdonothing: "that's not a knife. THIS is a knife."?
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of Pippi Stardust Pippi Stardust
    05/27/09

    @AtomiClash: "... that's a spoon."


    "Oho, I see you've played knifey spoony before!"

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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/27/09

    @Pippi Stardust: annnnnnnnnnnnd heart.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of pinkyBella pinkyBella
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    How can something be banned because it's "offensive"? It seems like everything in the world would be banned because somebody will always be offended about something.
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    pinkyBella was starred pinkyBella was unstarred
    Image of thegogglesdonothing thegogglesdonothing
    05/27/09

    @pinkyBella: I think that rather than resorting to censorship, we should bring back the fainting couch. That way, the easily offended won't have to incur injury from offense-related falls.
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    Image of pinkyBella pinkyBella
    05/27/09

    @thegogglesdonothing: This sounds like a plan.
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    pinkyBella was starred pinkyBella was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    I feel so dissatisfied.
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    Those guys should arrest the dudes that take forever to cum and make my vaj sore.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    05/27/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Seriously an hour later and I'm just numb.
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/27/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: there should be a rule that if the guy hits straight pubic bone, he needs to stop. I swear it feels like that after a while.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    05/27/09

    @AtomiClash: ouch!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/27/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Let's get back to the post itself, no?
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    Aaaaannddd...cue the world's tiniest violin.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/27/09

    @onestrawplz:
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    save jinger was starred save jinger was unstarred
    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    05/27/09

    @save jinger: Oh my god that is epic.
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    onestrawplz was starred onestrawplz was unstarred
    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/27/09

    In reply to "Bedroom Police" Banned
    Look, it's her fault, she was rubbing his butt. He's very sensitive, though I hear some say it's a plus.
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    05/27/09

    @tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.


    My boyfriend really likes to sing that song. All the time. Regardless of whether my grandparents are within earshot.

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    Image of rei m lira rei m lira
    05/27/09

    @tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Better late then never:
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