A day at the beach with Queen Bey is never just that: 24-karat belly chains, Blue Ivy, and private yachts are not accessories most of us plebs schlep along in our straw totes from Target.
Since very, very few of us have had intimate, personal conversations with Pregnance or Jay-Z about the sex of their child, it's impossible to say what it's going to be. Unless you're Kelly Rowland and you have talked to Pregnance. Then you'd know it's pretty much going to be a girl.
Beyoncé's odd foldy belly and the scrutiny thereof heralds a new era in celebrity culture: we've moved beyond watching starlets' stomachs for the slightest sign of a baby bump, to monitoring their figures for signs that their pregnancies are fake.
Demi Moore was scheduled to attend a screening of her new film, Bunraku, at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Tuesday, but did not show up. Could it have had something to do with the rumor that her marriage is dissolving? Or the rumor that her husband had sex with some blonde chick on the eve of their wedding…