Jezebel: preggers

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Jessica — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Jessica Alba tells Fit Pregnancy she doesn't want to be the cool mom. Alba says: "I don't want to be my child's best friend; I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it's going to be about treading that line." • People are freaking out about these photos of pregnant Angelina's blurry nipple. She is pregnant. She has boobs. Deal with it. More Ange news: she says of her role as "tigress" in the forthcoming Kung Fu Panda, '"I think I have an even partner right now and we are very balanced with our power-sharing. But I think every woman is a tigress or would like to be." • The Hills' Audrina Patridge celebrated her 23rd birthday in Vegas without Lauren Conrad. Dramz! [People, Splash, Premiere, Us]

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Jessica — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Beyonce's little sister, Solange, who gave birth to son Daniel when she was 18, has advice for fellow teen mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears: "I'm sure a lot of people perceived that I was gonna be a young, irresponsible mom. You just have to make the best decisions for you. You have to decide what's best for you. Who are we to say what's right and wrong for a person?" • Ashley Tisdale is ruining your childhood. The High School Musical ingénue is in talks to star in a remake of the 1989 classic Teen Witch. • Were you dying to see a live stream of Foxy Brown leaving Rikers Island? Your wish is granted! [Us, Just Jared, TMZ]

Ashlee Simpson Tries To Hide Baby Bump On Today

Tracie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:00:00 EDT

This morning Ashlee Simpson appeared on Today to perform a song from her new album Bittersweet World. Matt Lauer discussed her engagement to Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and asked her about all those pregnancy rumors that Pete has been publicly denying, but that the celeb weeklies insist are true. Ashlee tried to play it off, but didn't really give a full denial, saying that "only time will tell with that." She tried to dress her belly down by wearing very loud pants, a slimming black top, and an opened blazer, but thanks to screen caps, we're able to get a look at her tummy, after the jump.

Lookit, I'm not one of those people that's like, "Is she pregnant or did she just eat a bagel?" I'm sensitive about body issues and if someone is a little bloated or something, it's pretty asshole-ish to assume they're pregnant. But these shots are sorta convincing.

Here's the ring that's supposed to make it all cool with Joe Simpson.