Texas Cops 'Swarm' School, Pray Over 'Possible Fetus' Found in Bathroom

Dallas police reportedly "swarmed" a high school after a "possible fetus" was found in the bathroom, and announced that they were treating the girl who apparently miscarried and then "abandoned" the fetus as a "suspect." They were also praying for her, said Dallas Police Major John Lawton. Well, isn't that nice. » 9/02/14 4:30pm 9/02/14 4:30pm

Bible-Toting High School Cheerleaders Continue Futile Quest to Get God…

Cheerleaders at one Texas high school have fought tooth, nail, and poms to hold signs containing scripture verses at football games, despite a statewide ban on the practice. Yesterday, their prayers were answered when a judge granted them the right to literally tote the Bible around on the sidelines. B-E! R-E-G!… » 9/25/12 1:05pm 9/25/12 1:05pm

A Group of South Koreans Begs God to Strike Down Evil Lady Gaga

Did you feel a change in the energy of the Earth today? It could have been our new climate-change induced crazy weather, but it was probably because hundreds of South Koreans were busily praying as one in hopes of convincing God to stop Lady Gaga from performing her scheduled concert in Seoul. Why would they object to… » 4/22/12 8:00pm 4/22/12 8:00pm

A New, More Star-Studded Way to Say a Little Prayer

We already pretty much worship celebrities, so maybe it's time we go all in and actually start praying to them. These awesome celebrity saint candles from IdolKill are an excellent way to get started. Next time you're facing a challenge, just light the Virgin Gaga or Amy of Guadalupe candle and say a prayer, and… » 4/11/12 9:30am 4/11/12 9:30am