I have no idea how people can manage to use more than one bag. If I switch from one to the other, I'm going to leave my phone at home or something. Do I live in the squarest of Squaresvilles, or don't most people just use the same bag every day?
@f-words: I once had a brown bag and a black bag that I would switch between to avoid black/brown and black/navy disasters, but I have since realized that eliminating brown and navy from my wardrobe is much easier.
In middle school, though, I did the single bag thing with an orange bag. In a similar hue. Oh well.
Normally, I'd be bothered by some 21-year-old dude and a 16-year-old girl (which started when she was 15 no less), but I'm always happy for a girl to get a guy who's that much prettier than she is. I just want to high-five her...while if she were some 16-year-old model, I'd be calling the cops on him for being a sleaze and taking advantage of her. I know it makes no sense whatsoever.
@Macloserboy: Having a gazillion dollars/your own tv show/legions of screaming fans probably helps. Who was Justin Gaston before Miley Cyrus? "Umm... that guy from Beauty and the Beast who eats a lot of eggs for breakfast?"
@Macloserboy: He also seems to be her exact size. Do male models not have to be ultra-tall?
It still skeeves me out that he lives in her house with her parents though.
Also, I just realized I'm kind of offended by what you said, and that makes no sense whatsoever either, as I am quite sure you mean well. I think my diet of fast food and coffee is taking its toll.
@Eeva: A blonde wig, a bed sheet in case she runs into Annie Liebowitz, Billy Ray Cyrus, whatever made her puke all over her boots to turn them that color...
@Eeva: Oh God, your number 1 is a ridiculously apt description of my life! I'm not even in school anymore and I still have a gazillion mechanical pencils in my purse, in the same pocket as the lipgloss (they are similarly-shaped thingies and I am slightly insane). The science books go in the big pocket though.
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In middle school, though, I did the single bag thing with an orange bag. In a similar hue. Oh well.
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It still skeeves me out that he lives in her house with her parents though.
Also, I just realized I'm kind of offended by what you said, and that makes no sense whatsoever either, as I am quite sure you mean well. I think my diet of fast food and coffee is taking its toll.
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1. A Brief History of Time, mechanical pencils, and lipgloss.
2. Rocks, Play-Doh, spare socks.
3. BRAAAAAAINS
4. GOOP
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Either a small dog or her dad's old mullet. (They look too much alike to be able to tell the difference.)
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For making me laugh at the end of a very weird and discomfitting day here in Jezland, I'm friendin' ya. :)
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Seriously. She could be a fake triplet to the fake twins Jessa and Jinger.
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The bag, you can keep.
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geez, this outfit does not impress.