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Khuluna
04/23/09

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Um. It's Lev 18:22. PLEASE learn your own scripture before writing hate mail. Otherwise someone eloquent will point it out and you will look like a douche.
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Khuluna
04/23/09

@Khuluna: AAAAARGH I MEANT 18:21. DAMN YOU MARIJUANA.
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Wit is periodically disensouled
04/23/09

@Khuluna: I'm not supposed to sacrifice my children to Molech?

Oh, NOW you tell me.
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Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
04/23/09

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omg, this post almost had me in tears. Thank you for this on such a heavy news day. :D
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CerebralMagpie
04/23/09

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Thanks fucktards for making your presences known. The Aliens, when they come to respectfully make friends with us, will know which people to avoid taking to their great galactic society.

The meek shall inherit the earth indeed, where meek equals "mentally deficient".
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
04/23/09

@CerebralMagpie: I, for one, welcome our new Jezebel overlords.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
04/23/09

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I wanna be a Hypercrite Leviticus.

I think.
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badmutha
04/23/09

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: You'd get to eat all the meat and dairy mixed together you ever wanted.
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MissVolare
04/23/09

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Hey--I would like the Freemason's email list actually....I'll merge it with my Opus Dei and Bilderberger Group and forward the lot over to my pal David Icke for Christmas.
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badmutha
04/23/09

@MissVolare: You only wish the Bilderberger Group had emails! They use telepathy, DUH!
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aubonpam
04/23/09

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I love this internet phenom where people just email a random website as if it's a direct conduit to someone mentioned in an article on said website. Like how gofugyourself.com always used to print those emails addressed to Fergie or asking how to be a contestant on survivor. And it won't die!
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hello.kitty
04/23/09

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This reminds me of the telemarketing calls we used to receive, before the do not call lists. We would just hand the phone over to our garrulous 4 year old son.
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badmutha
04/23/09

@hello.kitty: This is why I am friending you. This is awesome, and I shall do the same with my loquacious 7 year old.
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Mafalda para Presidente
04/23/09

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I love how that one person thinks that the United States was mentioned in Leviticus.

She/he probably thinks the Bible was written in English, too. By King James.
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badmutha
04/23/09

@Mafalda para Presidente: ARE YOU DOUBTING THE JAMES VERSION?? BLASPHEMER!

And everyone in the Bible was white too, just so you know.
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mbot says Spock yeah!
04/23/09

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For some reason, I was reading "Wet" as if it were pronounced "Weeet", trying to understand what kind of meaning or double entendre was intended there. But no, single entendre only. How very straightforward.
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Spacegirl goes home
04/23/09

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That's an oxymoron. With a Y. And prefacing a racist rant with "I'm not a racist" reminds me of another word with a Y in it. Irony.
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Cafezinha
04/23/09

@Spacegirl.goes.home: It's a bit like when somebody starts a phrase with "No offense, but..." or "I'm not homophobic or anything, but...".

You know it's going to be bad.
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Hamsterpants
04/23/09

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Mr. Pants went to HS with Michelle Laxalt. She is not Jewish. She is Nevadan.
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badmutha
04/23/09

@Hamsterpants: Mutually exclusive, I'd say.
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Eric Northman is mine
04/23/09

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Also I think best emails of the week would be awesome.I bet some of the posts/dialouge on this site affects people for the better. It'd also be good to see that reflected back to us. Sometimes we ramble on and snark but sometimes we have deep, thoughtful, enlightening conversations.
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TildeMarks
04/23/09

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if by 'wood chipper' you mean Vagina, I have that, and yeah, I accept credit cards via Paypal. (Not in payment for said 'wood chipper', but in general, donations from the clergy are gratefully appreciated.)
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helenanapier
04/23/09

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DODAI I AM POSTING THIS HERE FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY GIVE LEGAL ADVICE. BUY THIS MAN A WOODCHIPPER!

"May I have the pleasure of introducing myself? I am Mr. Tito Bonga , a senior staff and chairman of Tender Board Committee on the award of contracts in Department of Works and Housing here in South Africa . I got your contact E-mail address from an international directory on lawyers and advisers on international business in my quest to find a trustworthy person on whom I can repose confidence for colossal international money transaction. My aim of sending this to you is to solicit for your assistance and co-operation to transfer some huge amount of money into your account overseas. Therefore, this communication should be held in high confidence. "
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hatepaperdoll
04/23/09

@helenanapier: Oh my god! This is an exciting opportunity! I can help him and then maybe he'll give me some huge amount of money! Do I need to send him a blank cheque or do you think I could just type out my bank account number?
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MadFab
04/23/09

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Dear ALL CAPS GUY! Thanks to the fine workings of Karma, you probably will be a fly on the wall. Frankly, I'm astonished that you are apparently evolved enough to have keyboard capabilities. Ah, even the lower primates can use tools, though.
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