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Secret Service Exhausted by Massive Number of Death Threats Against President Obama

Being the President is a much harder job than I CAN B PRESIDENT Barbie and the movie First Kid make it seem. In fact, one of the occupational hazards of the job are near-constant death threats. And — SURPRISE — the same President who inspires billboards more racist than a cartoon version of Birth of a Nation starring…

President and First Lady Celebrate their 20th Anniversary With Barf-Inducingly Cute Video

Tonight, the Mitt hits the fan when President Obama and Governor Romney face each other in a talking points slapfest we call a Presidential Debate for the first time this election season. But today's also another important date in the Obama family calendar: Barack and Michelle's 20th anniversary. To celebrate, the…

Old Lady Who Doesn’t Think FLOTUS ‘Looks’ Like a FLOTUS Isn’t Racist, Just Overly Modest

Way back in ye olde summer when Republicans were converging in Tampa Bay, the de facto bukkake-capital of North America, there were rumors of racist peanut-hurling, one of Mitt Romney's grandsons found out that grampy is really a skin-deficient alien, Clint Eastwood argued with an inanimate object, and some genial old…

Who the Hell Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck Think She Is, Asking the President a Question Like That?

During last night's Conan monologue, Conan O'Brien went off on a bit of a tangent regarding the Obamas' appearance on The View and the questions asked by conservative cohost/idiot Breck Girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. While many, as Conan points out, expected the women of The View to conduct softball interview with the…

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