Paper Trails

Those of you who prefer eco-friendly, super-soft toilet paper may do well to switch to the scratchy brown stuff. There's a "toilet paper problem," which is wiping out resources and filling publications with bad puns. Have at it. [LiveScience] » 4/22/10 9:20am 4/22/10 9:20am

Susie Q's

In today's Daily Mirror: "Curb Your Enthusiasm star Susie Essman has revealed fans are always approaching her and begging her to shout and swear at them." We suggest Susie direct them them here. [Mirror, Earlier] » 3/16/10 10:40am 3/16/10 10:40am

It's High Time We Talked About Toilet Paper

Good afternoon. Earlier this morning, Editor Anna asked me my stance on "potty humor." I am somewhat pro. Thus, it is my privilege to discuss with you today's most important global issue: Toilet paper. » 1/27/09 3:40pm 1/27/09 3:40pm

Keep A Lid On It

This just in: "Leave the toilet seat up, some British doctors now say. The reason: a rising trend for heavy wooden and ornamental toilet seats to fall down onto the penises of unsuspecting (and just potty-trained) toddlers." [LiveScience] » 12/11/08 3:40pm 12/11/08 3:40pm