If I eat a whole clove of roast garlic over the course of a couple days, my vagina tastes like garlic.
Actually my vagina kind of always tastes like garlic, because I eat so much of it. Sometimes when I just eat roasted garlic on a baguette with blue cheese for dinner and nothing else, my vagina also kind of smells like garlic. So does my skin, my breath, and my hair.
Good thing my boyf likes garlic-flavored vagina. #potpsychology
I HAVE WORDS LIKE THAT TOO. AND I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM.
Two of mine are Kaufman and Feynman. I know how they are pronounced but I still never pronounce them correctly. And I should know better, because I have a last name that is usually mispronounced myself, and it's annoying. Plus you look like an idiot when you're talking about how much you love someone and someone points out that you're pronouncing their name wrong. #potpsychology
Ahhaahaha. This reminds me of a friend of mine who keeps misusing the term "OPP." She thinks it means "Other People's Problems."
She uses it all. the. time. I have to keep reminding her that no matter how much she wants to make the new definition of OPP happen, Naughty By Nature have already claimed it, and she just has to give it up and stop humiliating herself! I am NOT down with the new definition of OPP! #potpsychology
To the woman with endometriosis: So I'm 28 and just had a hysterectomy this summer (I had major major fibroids and sex was incredibly painful for years). I don't really have any advice to make it less painful (switch to lots and lots of oral for now?) but I can tell you that even a few months after this surgery, sex finally feels good again.
It's a tough surgery for many reasons, but you're doing the right thing. And not menstruating anymore? Big win! :-) #potpsychology
@MilointheMeadow: Wow. Does a hysterectomy actually work for endometriosis? B/c if the uterine lining is growing on other stuff, it will still be there. Did they remove your ovaries, too? I feel so lucky. I have endometriosis and small fibroids, but they never suggested removing my uterus. #potpsychology
@Faster.Pussycat: I didn't have endo, just abnormally huge fibroids. But my mother suffered from major endo her whole life and finally got a hysterectomy in her 40s. Although her pain is less, there is a lot of remaining scar tissue in her pelvis so she has to deal with all kinds of digestive issues as a result. It's a constant daily struggle for her.
In my case, my doctors just took out my uterus and left the ovaries so I feel lucky that I'm left with eggs if I ever want kids! Which is not likely, but nice to have the option :-) #potpsychology
Rich my son just asked me why you have those funny claws. I told him it was your halloween costume. Then he said, "he's like a POLAR BEAR with those claws!!" Apparently this is the most awesome costume a three year old can think of. #potpsychology
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And Edie is fucking hilarious. #potpsychology
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I was not disappointed. #potpsychology
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Actually my vagina kind of always tastes like garlic, because I eat so much of it. Sometimes when I just eat roasted garlic on a baguette with blue cheese for dinner and nothing else, my vagina also kind of smells like garlic. So does my skin, my breath, and my hair.
Good thing my boyf likes garlic-flavored vagina. #potpsychology
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Two of mine are Kaufman and Feynman. I know how they are pronounced but I still never pronounce them correctly. And I should know better, because I have a last name that is usually mispronounced myself, and it's annoying. Plus you look like an idiot when you're talking about how much you love someone and someone points out that you're pronouncing their name wrong. #potpsychology
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@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: #potpsychology
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She uses it all. the. time. I have to keep reminding her that no matter how much she wants to make the new definition of OPP happen, Naughty By Nature have already claimed it, and she just has to give it up and stop humiliating herself! I am NOT down with the new definition of OPP! #potpsychology
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:( #potpsychology
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It's a tough surgery for many reasons, but you're doing the right thing. And not menstruating anymore? Big win! :-) #potpsychology
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In my case, my doctors just took out my uterus and left the ovaries so I feel lucky that I'm left with eggs if I ever want kids! Which is not likely, but nice to have the option :-) #potpsychology
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also, i'm glad i'm not the only one who laughs at the thought of their dog enjoying some raunchy sex. lookin' cute, edie! #potpsychology
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it's like a rorschach inkblot... pumpkin. #potpsychology