Nigella Lawson Has Been Coked Out of Her Mind for a Decade, Allegedly
Super sexy gourmand Nigella Lawson is entangled in a legal mess involving her ex-husband and two former longtime assistants who alleged in court proceedings this week that "Higella"—as her ex is now referring to her—used cocaine, pot, and prescription pills "daily" for last 10 years. Girl can party.
Child-Proof Packaging Is the Next Step in Mainstreaming of Marijuana
The kids, as they say, are all on the pot, listening to their rock ‘n roll, and drag racing down their cul-de-sacs. But there’s a twist! These pot-crazed, drag racing youths are not high because they were convinced by some local rapscallion to “just toke on some reefer” — they accidentally ingested a…
The 12 Ways We Are Amanda Knox
By the end of the first chapter of Amanda Knox's memoir Waiting to Be Heard, she got her first vibrator, flew to Italy, had sex with a stranger she met on a train, smoked weed, and got herpes. She's, like, cool. Or at the very least she was normal. So, so normal. And if being a young woman having fun while exploring…
Scratch N Sniff Pot Farm Cards Will Help People Find Chill Neighbors
The UK drug-fighting non-profit known as Crimestoppers is sending scratch n sniff pot cards to entire neighborhoods — warning the recipient that if they encounter that particular smell, they need call the Beefeaters poste haste figgy pudding! Or, you know, go over with some snacks, and have a cool party.
Smoking Weed Actually Does Not Lower Your IQ
A study came out last summer that found that blazing up regularly as a teen could make you dumber. However, new analysis of that data finds that the original research was flawed, and that the lowered IQ scores of the study's participants may have been caused by other factors.
Justin Bieber Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Marijuana
Justin Bieber fans are disappointed to learn that the 18-year-old singer will be spending eternity rotting in hell, instead of giving free concerts where everyone is in the front row in heaven, after photos of him smoking what appears to be a big fat blunt full of drugs surfaced online over the weekend.
Holiday Gift Guide: Presents for Stoners
It would seem like stoners are the easiest people to shop for because all you need to do is give them some weed. But that's so impersonal. It's the equivalent of giving an Amazon gift card. Plus, in all honesty, if your friends are really that into pot, then they probably smoke really good shit and don't need your…
Fox News Anchor Hilariously Worries About Nation Getting 'Potted Up' After Marijuana Legalization
Now that Washington and Colorado have voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana, the pundits at Fox News are wondering what this means for our country. One anchor said, "What's to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and getting behind the wheel?" First of all, we should all call getting high…
Cops Are Seriously (SERIOUSLY) Worried Pot Heads Are Gonna Poison Your Kids with Weed Candy
Police in Los Angeles are concerned about the city's growing number of medical marijuana dispensaries - especially when it comes to them preying on our nation's precious youth. This Halloween season, the L.A.P.D. are of the belief that terrifying pot heads are going to accidentally (or not accidentally) give your…
Fiona Apple Arrested for Marijuana Possession
Fiona Apple was arrested for drug possession at a border stop in Texas on Wednesday after authorities allegedly found hash on the singer's tour bus during a routine inspection. She is currently being held Hudspeth County Jail and you can check out her mugshot here.
It's Admirable That Snoop Dogg Smokes Weed With His Son
Last week, Snoop Dogg's eldest son Corde Broadus posted a photo on Twitter and Instagram in which he's lighting up a bong for his dad—controversy ensued. But is anybody really shocked that the rapper would get stoned with his kid? After all, Snoop's career and identity is practically synonymous with marijuana. Would…
Science Confirms that Smoking Weed in High School Makes People Stupid
Smoking a lot of weed in adolescence turns burgeoning human people into shiftless idiots, in so many words, according to the findings from a 20-year study of 1,000 people in New Zealand. Researchers gathered from every corner of the globe to figure out how cannabis use — that's science for "smoking a bowl" — affected…
Researchers Suggest Smoking Pot Maybe Increases the Risk of Preterm Births
In a study that might prove helpful eventually, researchers hoping to figure out some of the underlying risk factors among mothers who deliver early studied 3,000 first-time moms in New Zealand and Australia. About five percent of these women gave birth before the 37-week mark or at least three weeks early (most…
More Teens Party for the First Time in June and July
Teenagers are more likely to smoke weed and cigarettes and drink alcohol for the first time in June and July, according to a new federal study. Around 5,000 teens aged 13-17 start lighting up cigarettes and 4,500 try pot each day for the first time during those months, as opposed to 3,000 to 4,000 a day during the…

