Jezebel: pot psychology

"Do Guys Ever Taste Their Own Semen?"

Tracie — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:00:00 EST

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about boob sweat, cotton mouth, and self-service blow jobs. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Do Guys Ever Taste Their Own Semen? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Am I A Bad Feminist For Wanting My Boyfriend To Pay For Dinner?"

Tracie — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:00:00 EST

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about gay sex, asexuals, and women's nipples. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Untitled from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Oldies But Goodies: Our Favorite Episode Of Pot Psych

Tracie — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:00:00 EST

It's time for Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) Rich went home to visit his family this past weekend for his birthday (he turns 30 on November 9, give him some love!), and then we were too busy all week long to film a new episode, so for this installment, we're giving you a rerun. It's actually our favorite episode, which, ironically was the least viewed. (Please give it about 20 seconds for the video to load after you press "play.") We'll get get back to business this weekend; promise! Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Is Marriage For Suckers?"

Tracie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:00:00 EDT

Welcome to the Halloween Spectacular installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about pimples on penises, loud sex, and what Rich looks like with hair. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Is Marriage For Suckers? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Is It Possible To Get Hemorrhoids From Anal Sex?"

Tracie — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about felching, music, and homophobia. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Is It Possible To Get Hemorrhoids From Anal Sex? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Do Girls Like To Get Their Toes Sucked?"

Tracie — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about puking, crushing, and dining halls. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Do Girls Like To Get Their Toes Sucked? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"There Seems To Be Tension Between You Two; Are You Gonna Break Up?"

Tracie — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:20:00 EDT

Today we have a bonus segment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Gobo to my Boober, helps me answer a personal question about perceived tension between the two of us. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Are You Guys Gonna Breakup? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Can You Lose Your Virginity To A Dildo?"

Tracie — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Keymaster to my Zuul, helps me answer questions about fisting, Bill Clinton, and sleeping with ex-BF's friends. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Can You Lose Your Virginity To A Dildo? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Would You Ever Date A Mentally Retarded Person?"

Tracie — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, along with Top Model alum Amy neé Amis, helps me answer questions about cocaine, girl fights, and anal sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Would You Ever Date A Mentally Retarded Person? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Top Model Alums Give Advice On Sex (Animal And Otherwise)

Tracie — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:00:00 EDT

For this very special episode of Pot Psychology, two former America's Next Top Model contestants join me and Rich in helping to solve readers' problems with an herbal remedy. (What will Tyra think!?) Lauren and Amis (whose real name is Amy, but was changed because there was already an Amy in the cast) from Cycle 10 help us tackle topics like bestiality, porn, and cougars. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"My Girlfriend Got Fat And I Find Her Less Attractive Now." from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

A Pot Psychology Summer: Looking Back At The Things You Never Saw

Tracie — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:00:00 EDT

Summer will officially be over in a few days. :( So for this installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy, Rich and I take a look back at our favorite things you never saw, and answer some questions that were pretty stupid. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

A Pot Psychology Summer: Looking Back At The Things You Never Saw from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Can I Be A Schoolteacher And A Slut?"

Tracie — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Trig to my Piper, helps me answer questions about nipple hair, vasectomies, and heartache. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Can I Be A Schoolteacher AND A Slut? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Why Are Lesbians Often Fatter Than Straight Women?"

Tracie — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Piper to my Trig, helps me answer questions about ejaculate, 16-year-old boys, and air-humping. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Why Are Lesbians Always Fatter Than Straight Women?" from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Is Believing In Creationism Grounds For A Breakup?"

Tracie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the judge to my Judy, helps me answer questions about golden showers, pizza dough, and affectionate cats. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Is Believing In Creationism Grounds For A Breakup?" from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

FourFour blogger and fellow Pot Psychologist ...

Tracie — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:40:00 EDT

FourFour blogger and fellow Pot Psychologist Rich Juzwiak has teamed up with streetwear company Neighborhoodies to create a line of pop-culture referencing T-shirts. Our personal favorite is the one to the left, "Swan Is My Co-Pilot," based on Swan Brooner from one of the best documentaries of all time, Living Dolls: The Making of a Child Beauty Queen. But there's also a Tyra shirt, a Jodeci shirt, Winston and Rudy shirts, and a Stevie B shirt, a freestyle artist whose music can often be heard at the Jersey shore. [Neighborhoodies]

High Times: Sarah Silverman And The Best Of Pot Psychology

Tracie — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT

I just got back from my Tennessee vacation yesterday morning, which was kind of a bummer because I had so much fun, but the blow of returning to reality was softened by something kind of surreal. Last night, Pot Psychology was part of a comedy event in Brooklyn that also featured Sarah Silverman! I could not have been more stoked about it. That is, until I got stoned to the bone right before I got there, which turned out to be a horrible idea because when I arrived, the tiny venue was packed, which sparked a paranoia that made me totally spazz out, and I thought I might have to leave. But then I managed to calm down and was able to get on stage with Rich to introduce this "Highest of Pot Psychology" reel that he put together (which can be viewed after the jump). And I also got to talk to Sarah!

The event is a weekly comedy show called Big Terrific — which is hosted/run by Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate, and Max Silvestri — that happens every Thursday at Sound Fix in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. The full lineup was:
BARON VAUGHN
RICH JUZWIAK & TRACIE "SLUT MACHINE" EGAN (Pot Psychology)
HEATHER LAWLESS
TODD BARRY
FRED ARMISEN
SARAH SILVERMAN

Sarah was super nice, and her set was hilarious.

This was taken after it was all over and Rich and I weren't bugging out anymore.

And here's the reel we showed:

The Highest of Pot Psychology from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

"Are You Still A Virgin If You've Had Oral Sex?"

Tracie — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Feldman to my Haim, helps me answer questions about Craigslist hookups, sleeping with siblings of friends, and ex sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"I Found Out The Guy I Like Is Racist. Should I Sleep With Him Anyway?"

Tracie — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about how to not look like a creep, guys who wet the bed, and Corey Haim. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

(Not So) High Times

Anna — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT

Sorry guys, but Pot Psychology won't be up until later this evening, a combination of tech issues and Tracie getting a facial. (No, not that kind.) Stay tuned.

"I Always Get Constipated When I Sleep At A New Guy's House; What Should I Do?"

Tracie — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about constipation, cross-dressers, and single dads. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Do You Have Any Vibrator Recommendations?"

Tracie — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Big Edie to my Little Edie, Rich, helps me answer questions about anal, vaginal, and oral sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. We like pictures because they're easier than reading, so feel free to send some our way.

"My Girlfriend Has Had Four Abortions. Is That A Lot?"

Tracie — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this very special Summer Jamz at the Jerzey Shore episode, the Stevie B to my Stacey Q, Rich, helps me answer questions about fisting, "large" vaginas, and Mariah Carey. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) P.S. We like pictures because they're easier than reading, so feel free to send some our way.

"If You Punch Someone Really Hard In Their Fake Boob, Will It Explode?"

Tracie — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Mariah to my Whitney, Rich, and put together a clips reel of outtakes with some of the dumber and more offensive questions. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. We like pictures because they're easier than reading, so feel free to send some our way.

"Is It Normal For Straight Girls To Only Like Girl-On-Girl Porn?"

Tracie — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice column" in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I got help from our pal Sasha Frere-Jones again, to tackle problems like leaky vaginas, syphilis, and boyfriends who drool during oral sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Got Any Deep Throating Tips?"

Tracie — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I got help from our pal Sasha Frere-Jones, to tackle problems like reclusive behavior, definitions of words, and all the other usual sex stuff. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Does The Horrific Taste Of Vagina Become Less Vomitous As I Get Used To Oral?"

Tracie — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Molly to my Nomi, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like smegma, internet sex, and incest. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"I Have Genital Warts. How Do I Guiltlessly Have Sex?"

Tracie — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Hoda to my Kathie Lee, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like death, balls, and hobos. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"What's Wrong With Me?"

Tracie — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Hoda to my Kathie Lee, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like ticklish balls, dating transsexuals, and lost panties. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?"

Tracie — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. Rich, tiny pianist Gavin McInnes, and I answered questions about how to make gay friends and what to do with flaccid peens. (Bear with us, our microphone situation got messed up, and the audio is a little fuzzy.) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"How Do I Convince A Guy To Have Period Sex?"

Tracie — Fri, 23 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like lactating, cream pies, and male virgins. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

Earlier: Dr. Ruth Personally Advises Us On Period Sex

"Is Being A Deadbeat Dad An Automatic Dealbreaker?"

Tracie — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like pubic hair, threesomes, and boners. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

"How Do I Tell My Boyfriend About My Yeast Infection?"

Tracie — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs. Really.) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like abortion scams, diabetic drinkers, and rim jobs. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

Pot Psychology

Tracie — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:20:00 EDT

Nerve has another edition of its "Dating Advice From..." column, and this time they went to the Miss High Times contestants to answer readers questions. We're not sure if the girls were actually baked when giving their answers (for our stoned advice column, it's a requirement), but it was still really pot-centric: My girlfriend always expects me to pay for our shared pot. How can I put a stop to this? Stop buying with her. Get your own stash and let her know why you did. If she were a real stoner she would have her own stash too, and this never would have happened in the first place. [Nerve]

"Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"

Tracie — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like incest fantasies, rape fantasies, and friends with bad teeth. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

"If You Really Like A Guy Should You Wait To Bang Him?"

Tracie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

When we filmed our 420 episode of Pot Psychology with Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes, we went all out to get in the right state of mind for the special event. Actually, we sorta went overboard. By the end of the night I puked, Rich was ready to hide in my bedroom, and Gavin had a paranoid delusion that Betty the intern thought he was gonna rape her. But in between all that, we managed to film nearly four hours of rambling nonsense that was just too good to confine to one episode, so this week's Pot Psych is part 2 of that epic night, in which we answer questions about hummers, midgets, and the dangers of senior citizens masturbating. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"

Tracie — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Pot Psychology

Tracie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

There won't be a Pot Psychology today, because we have a very special episode in the works (with a surprise guest!) that will be posted here on Sunday, April 20, at, naturally, 4:20 pm, EST. See you then.

"Is It Weird To Masturbate With A Stuffed Animal?"

Tracie — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Note: Pot Psychology will appear on Fridays, not Thursdays, from now on.) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I pull a Tyra and offer up a clip show of never-before-seen footage and unanswered questions on topics like weird-tasting breasts, phone sex, and avoiding people you don't like. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"Will Squirting Too Much Make Me Incontinent?"

Tracie — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like eating food out of vaginas, testicle-shaving, and prom dates. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

"How Do I Tell A Casual Sex Partner I May Have Given Him Herpes?"

Tracie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I dole out advice on stuff like low libidos, virgin friends, and how everyone is probably gay. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)