Previously: Puddles Pity Party stole our hearts (and our souls — because that is what clowns do) with his rendition of "Royals" by modern-day teen witch Lorde. We laughed, we cried, we watched the video about 78,000 times and wished we could sing like him.
This video does the one thing that Lady Gaga hasn't done in her career: harness the power of tap. Which is weird, because she's done just about everything else. How you gonna birth out of a giant egg but ignore a little shuffle-ball-step-step?