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Theomeny
08/14/09

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boxspelunker
08/15/09

@Theomeny: I will see it, grudgingly. I love this book. It has been my favorite for years and years, and they can never do it justice without a blonde Dorian. It was essential to his symbolism that he was blonde. If you can't get the basic details of a character's description, I can't expect you paid much attention at all.

Though I hope for Basil's... special feelings to remain in tact, as they were one of the few touching things in the book, as delusional as they were.
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GirlyQ is a manta ray
08/14/09

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Murr... Dorian Gray is blond haired and blue eyed. I should know, it's one of my favorite books. Can you please at least get that right? Really? We need to get over this disney-ish "Light people are nice, dark people are evil" nonsense. I maintain that's why they always cast Dorian dark. But he doesn't start OUT dark. The whole book is about what happens when there are no consequences to our actions.
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PeterAbe1ard
08/14/09

@GirlyQ: Agreed. The book says he's blond like 7,000 times; it would be difficult to "picture" him any other way.
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boxspelunker
08/15/09

@PeterAbe1ard: HOW does one miss that detail? It's not like... important or anything.
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My Jen Could Paint That
08/14/09

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Someone needs a large bottle of Lubriderm.
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BabyJane
08/14/09

@My Jen Could Paint That: And may I add, a little exfoliation couldn't hurt.
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Island of Misfit Toys
08/14/09

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If this is done properly, it could be an award winning opportunity for both Colin Firth and Ben Barnes.
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shnuguel
08/14/09

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I will not see the movie because the book is too dear to me to be messed up. But may I honor the beauty of the english male for one moment. I mean seriously, what kind of hotness stew do they give these MEN!
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Scout
08/14/09

@shnuguel: I have a little "mystery" he can solve....
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effingjro
08/14/09

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Unless they work in a serious gay subtext, and explain those explosions, I think I'll be underwhelmed. I'd rather see this filmed more along the lies of 'Brideshead Revisited' than some kind of action-adventure flick with decomposing faces. And their Dorian is hot, but probably still not hot enough to portray the most beautiful man in English lit.
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BabyJane
08/14/09

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All I can see is Tom Cruise as Lestat.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08/14/09

@BabyJane: Glad I wasn't the only one.
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Madlenka
08/14/09

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Ahhhh, The Picture of Dorian Gray brings back some fond memories of high school...like when this one popular cheerleader I disliked looked up from the book to ask the class, "So, Dorian Gray is the guy the painting's of?"

And I think that explains why I didn't go to my 10 year reunion.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08/14/09

@Madlenka: You should have told her you had one in your closet too. I'll bet she would really have made a face worth looking at then.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
08/15/09

@Madlenka: Portrait. To be a snob, one must first be accurate,
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Good Cop Baby Cop
08/14/09

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The teaser trailer, with its vague references to his beauty and eternal youth, looks like it's aimed at a certain sparkle-intoxicated fanbase.
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ericacartman
08/14/09

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But have you seen the 1945 version of the movie? Dorian Gray was more creepy than hot... and it worked.
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girlleastlikelyto
08/14/09

@ericacartman: I love that movie!

Though Dorian Gray is dark-haired in that one, too.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/14/09

@girlleastlikelyto: Blonde hair never really showed up right on men in black and white films I don't think. They tended to look bald.
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Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
08/14/09

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What the hell is this shit. The poster looks like it was Photoshopped by a 15 year old who just discovered "peeling paint" textures online. And they couldn't have picked a more interesting way to interpret a beautiful but corrupt character without making him a) brunet b) with a sinister look in his eyes?
I am disappointed.
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ZemarSea Urchin
08/14/09

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I pictured him blond, effeminate, soft and very young looking. Almost like a painting of an angel. This guy looks a little too...cruel and dastardly. My dorian was the picture of petulant, diva, aggrogant youth. I'm sooo going to see this anyway.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08/14/09

@ZemarSea Urchin: Hee hee hee.
*buys tickets with you*
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ennui_ensues
08/14/09

@ZemarSea Urchin: totally agree. I saw the trailer and the make him seem so malevolent. In the book he was more evil in a weak way... they didn't seem to capture that
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ZemarSea Urchin
08/14/09

@ennui_ensues: Yeah just watched the trailer someone posted up thread. Ick. Not quite right.
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boxspelunker
08/15/09

@ennui_ensues: Petulant is the word to describe Dorian. He was a horrible little turd, with no regard for anyone but himself. He wasn't actively malicious at first, just completely self-centered.
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Ack
08/14/09

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I know Dorian is supposed to be blond, but the original Dorian movie had him as a brunette too so I always think of him as a brunette. That said, not looking forward to this new movie at all - I think this is one of those books that should just be left as a book.
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Lymed
08/14/09

@Ack: I agree. I don't want my image of Dorian or Basil messed with.
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dj_chick
08/14/09

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I've never read the book, so this looks amazing to me. It could help that the guy is HOT. And did I mention that he's hot?
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Kivrin
08/14/09

@dj_chick: Yeah, I gotta say, this guy is totally my type. He's so PRETTY. This may inspire me to finally read the book. (I feel sad admitting that—I should read a classic novel irrespective of any movie tie-ins!)
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Yahtzii
08/14/09

@Kivrin: No shame. This guy sold me on Pride and Prejudice. I finished the book yesterday and am already started on Sense and Sensibility.
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Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
08/14/09

@Yahtzii: Nummy, although the movie wasn't really very good (not to mention that Keira Knightley looks nothing like a Lizzie). The 1995 Sense and Sensibility movie is pretty awesome, by the way. And Persuasion, too.
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Lymed
08/14/09

@Kivrin: It is such a fast read. I used to read it over a weekend once a year.
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Yahtzii
08/14/09

@Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ): Lies! The movie was brilliant. Although I have to agree that Keira Knightly is too pretty to be Lizzy.

Never seen Persuasion, longtime fan of the movie version of Sense and Sensibility.
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Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
08/14/09

@Yahtzii: Okay, I admit that most of my problems with the movie stem from the casting of Keira and that otherwise, it's awesome. But it's still important who plays the main character! :( Keira is too modern-pretty; I wanted a more curvy, soft actor to play the role.
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Dauphine
08/14/09

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Hollywood, must you force me to revisit Wilde's grave to apologize for this version of Dorian Gray? I already did so for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on my own dime, so this time, you pay for my flight to CDG.

Now I'm going to go cry in a corner because my favourite line from the book is now no longer applicable.
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odinsraven
08/14/09

@Dauphine: Awww, that movie is such a guilty pleasure for me. And, I kind of love Stuart Townsend's Dorian Gray. So not blond and golden, but completely delicious.
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Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
08/14/09

@odinsraven: Yes this movie was ridiculous but the Dorian Gray made me happy.
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Dauphine
08/14/09

@odinsraven: Stuart Townsend simply emanates debauch. See also: his Lestat in Queen of the Damned.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08/14/09

@Dauphine: No. No. Not even Stuart and Aaliyah are pretty enough to sit through that desecrated carnage of a movie.
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Dauphine
08/14/09

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It's easier if you don't think of it as a movie, but instead treat it like an hour and a half long music video.
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boxspelunker
08/15/09

@Dauphine: Oh, which line is that, exactly? :DD
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