Would You Rather Party With Paris Or Play Scrabble With Ellen & Portia?

Today Ellen DeGeneres compared New Year's Eve plans with Paris Hilton, who is deciding whether to party in Vegas, Cabo, or Australia. Ellen offers, "You could just hang with Portia and I. We're either going to play Boggle or Scrabble."

Portia De Rossi Schools Elisabeth Hasselbeck On Gay Marriage

Don't you love it when a dumb question is met with an elegant, eloquent answer? Elisabeth asked, of gay marriage: More »

Ellen & Portia Tell Oprah About The Importance Of Gay Marriage

Today, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia DeRossi were on Oprah for their first-ever interview as a married couple. They opened up about falling in love, the difficulty of coming out, and why legal marriage for same-sex couples is crucial. More »

Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

• Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

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Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order

• Though Scotland Yard is investigating Lindsay Lohan for stealing jewels from a photo shoot, a rep from British Elle says they have no reason to suspect Linds was the thief.

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That's So Gay

Joe The Plumber may not want his kids around "queers", but apparently, (the gay!) Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are the celebs moms feel safest leaving their kids with. (They beat Brangelina.) [Reuters]

Portia De Rossi "Apologizes" For Her Marriage To Ellen

In this awesome clip from Portia de Rossi's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, de Rossi mocks those who protest gay marriage by "apologizing" for the traumas and inconveniences her marriage to Ellen DeGeneres has caused. More »

Hannah Montana Is Hazardous To Your Health

• Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]

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Lindsay Lohan Skips Court

• Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]

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Beverly Hills Police Issue A Warrant To Arrest Lindsay Lohan

• A $50,000 warrant has been issued for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan in connection with her May 2007 DUI arrest. The police are not releasing specifics, but hope that Lohan will "surrender herself." [TMZ]

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Ellen And Portia: So Happy Together

[Los Angeles, March 6. Image via INF.]

Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please

• Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]

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Sasha And Malia Find Out What's Behind Door Number One

• Last night the White House staff set up a scavenger hunt for Malia and Sasha so they could learn about the history of their new home, and they found a huge surprise at the end.

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Scarlett Poses For D&G; D&G Cheer For David Beckham

• Scarlett Johanson is the new face of D&G cosmetics. A face that looks mightily like Marilyn Monroe. [Popcrunch]

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Hollywood Stars Light Up D.C.

The celebrities have descended upon Washington, D.C. More »

Joaquin Phoenix Confuses Us With His Rap Career

• Joaquin Phoenix, who recently retired from acting, officially launched his rap career this past Friday. Says Phoenix: "Are there people who think it's going to suck? Probably, but I can’t worry about that." [People]

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Hot Girl-On-Girl Action: Top 8 Lezebels Of 2008

Straight, Gay or Lindsay Lohan—we can all enjoy a good Lezebel. What is a Lezebel? She's a girl who likes girls who is liked by us girls at Jezebel, get it? Good, to the list!

Ellen and Portia Fight H8 With Love

[Beverley Hills, December 21. Image via INFDaily.]