• Despite failing two recent drug tests, sources say Lindsay Lohan probably won't be sent to jail after her hearing tomorrow due to legal technicalities.

[New York, September 8. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• In a radio interview this weekend Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton Gibson, declared that the Catholic Church won't address controversial issues like homosexuality because, "half of the people there in the Vatican are queer," including the Pope.

• Guess who is being called "unlucky in love again"? Jennifer Aniston, of course. That's because Gerard Butler has been spotted looking "lovey-dovey" with a "French beauty" named Laurie Cholewa.

• While filming The Last Song, Miley Cyrus' mom and grandma would watch her kissing scenes with current boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. "I don't know who had a bigger crush on him at the beginning, my mom or me," said Cyrus.

• Michael Lohan is still using media outlets to have conversations with his daughter Lindsay. Today he tells a paper:

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

• Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

• Though Scotland Yard is investigating Lindsay Lohan for stealing jewels from a photo shoot, a rep from British Elle says they have no reason to suspect Linds was the thief.

Joe The Plumber may not want his kids around "queers", but apparently, (the gay!) Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are the celebs moms feel safest leaving their kids with. (They beat Brangelina.) [Reuters]

In this awesome clip from Portia de Rossi's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, de Rossi mocks those who protest gay marriage by "apologizing" for the traumas and inconveniences her marriage to Ellen DeGeneres has caused.

• Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]

• Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]

• A $50,000 warrant has been issued for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan in connection with her May 2007 DUI arrest. The police are not releasing specifics, but hope that Lohan will "surrender herself." [TMZ]

[Los Angeles, March 6. Image via INF.]

• Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]

• Last night the White House staff set up a scavenger hunt for Malia and Sasha so they could learn about the history of their new home, and they found a huge surprise at the end.