There Were So Many Fly Children at The People's Choice Awards

...but did anyone watch them? Empirically, gonna say no cause the entirety of Twitter seemed to be live-microblogging Empire, but there was a preponderance of happenings on the red carpet, upon which many attendees looked like they got lost en route to a Jersey megaclub. Also, REALLY well-dressed children. Also, Gina…
Portia de Rossi will be joining the upcoming season of Scandal. What part she'll be playing is still unclear, but we know she's had plenty of practice being both a lawyer (in Ally McBeal) and, um, a mess (in Arrested Development).
This Week in Tabloids: Ellen and Portia to Drop Divorce Bombshell
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, the ever-intrepid Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star, so that together we may study the dark magicks lurking in the celebrity grimoires. This week: Kate Middleton's knocked up with twins; Jared Leto is…
Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback
It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to…
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Still Don't Want Kids, But Thanks For Persisting to Ask Them
They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again.
Sick of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Yet? Yeah, Me Neither
In this handout image provided by Destination New South Wales, television personality Ellen DeGeneres (R) and partner Portia de Rossi* appear on stage during filming of her television show on a floating stage above Sydney Harbour on March 23, 2013 in Sydney, Australia. DeGeneres is in Australia to film segments for…
Things Learned At The Arrested Development Reunion (Besides That Possible TV Series And Movie)
Yesterday I had the extreme pleasure of attending the Arrested Development reunion at the New Yorker Festival, and by "extreme pleasure," I promise I'm not exaggerating. Being a mega-fan of the show a since it first aired, I found myself simultaneously cheering, clapping, and half-crying while my insides fluttered…
Portia, Ellen Just Wants Your Extra Time & Your Kiss
[St. Barts, December 280. Image via Splash.]
A Shorts Story, Featuring Portia & Ellen
[St. Barts, December 26. Image via Splash.]
Ellen DeGeneres Thinks Same-Sex Dancing Is "Weird"
Ellen DeGeneres isn't all that excited about Dancing With the Stars' featuring same-sex dancing couples. Uh-oh: Looks like DeGeneres's wife Portia de Rossi, who says she'd like to be on the show, might have to find a partner elsewhere.
George Clooney & Ann Curry Visit Darfur
- George Clooney is in Sudan — along with an NBC news team and Ann Curry — trying to raise awareness about the upcoming election in January.
