There Were So Many Fly Children at The People's Choice Awards

...but did anyone watch them? Empirically, gonna say no cause the entirety of Twitter seemed to be live-microblogging Empire, but there was a preponderance of happenings on the red carpet, upon which many attendees looked like they got lost en route to a Jersey megaclub. Also, REALLY well-dressed children. Also, Gina… »1/08/15 3:10pm1/08/15 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: Ellen and Portia to Drop Divorce Bombshell

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, the ever-intrepid Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star, so that together we may study the dark magicks lurking in the celebrity grimoires. This week: Kate Middleton's knocked up with twins; Jared Leto is… »3/05/14 3:30pm3/05/14 3:30pm

Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… »5/30/13 9:00am5/30/13 9:00am

Sick of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Yet? Yeah, Me Neither

In this handout image provided by Destination New South Wales, television personality Ellen DeGeneres (R) and partner Portia de Rossi* appear on stage during filming of her television show on a floating stage above Sydney Harbour on March 23, 2013 in Sydney, Australia. DeGeneres is in Australia to film segments for… »3/23/13 12:00pm3/23/13 12:00pm

Things Learned At The Arrested Development Reunion (Besides That Possible TV Series And Movie)

Yesterday I had the extreme pleasure of attending the Arrested Development reunion at the New Yorker Festival, and by "extreme pleasure," I promise I'm not exaggerating. Being a mega-fan of the show a since it first aired, I found myself simultaneously cheering, clapping, and half-crying while my insides fluttered… »10/03/11 7:00pm10/03/11 7:00pm