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    Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere

    Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy

    Patrick Dempsey's Fine German Engineering

    Eric Dane Vs. Joel Madden: Who Has The Porsche, Who Has The Bentley?
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    I wonder if the key is in the crystals?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    I read the Louis Vuitton tree thingy as "money trees," which made me wonder about the origin and availability of said trees.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    It is bad how much I would like to own Yves and Pierre's omlette pan. I bet it's beautifully seasoned.
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    Marcus Shenkenberg, Gabriel Aubry, and Derek Zoolander. That's it. I can count twenty years' worth of male models on one hand.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @odinsraven: How could you overlook Hansel? He's so hot right now.
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    Gap, can we have a talk?

    Just...stop, okay? Just stop with the gimmicks. It won't help. You were basically all I wore back in high school. The stuff was vaguely cute and inoffensive. For my boring self, it was just fine. Not too far overpriced, decent quality, and simple: that was your thing.

    The fugly crap you've had in your stores for at least the last 5 years is what is killing you! Not a lack of ceiling mannequins!
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    Jenna promoted this comment CynicalPink was starred CynicalPink was unstarred
    Image of Jenna Jenna
    11/18/09

    @CynicalPink: If you haven't been back there in the last couple of months, it might surprise you. I was dubious when Patrick Robinson said he was going to completely re-do the collection, back to the drawing board style for fit, fabric, washes, finishes, thread, etc, since normally those "we worked FOUR YEARS on this collection" claims are so much hyperbolic bullshit. (Also, like Sadie, I try to avoid fast fashion.) But in August I bought a pair of their trousers -- mustard coloured, unlike anything else in my closet -- and they've become my favorite pants. They're flattering, really comfortable, don't need special treatment in the wash, and they have realistically sized pockets. (Also the Vena Cava collab dress I have always gets compliments.) Whaddayaknow, I kinda dig the new Gap.
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/18/09

    @Jenna: Mustard trousers do sound awesome, but my biggest problem has been fit and price. Even when I do find something I like at the Gap, it's never worth the price. My second most common thought walking around that store is "That's cute, but it's not $60 cute." But again, it comes down to awkward fit for me. Even the cardigan I bought over the summer is boxy and awkward. None of my friends look good in it either.
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    Edited by CynicalPink at 11/18/09 12:20 PM CynicalPink was starred CynicalPink was unstarred
    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    11/18/09

    @CynicalPink: Are you small? I was in Gap this summer with a size 8 friend and she was snatching up cute tops in size XS/2. I haven't tried their pants, but as a petite person it seems their dresses and shirts are not going to work. At least, nothing besides their basic t-shirts (still prefer J.Crew's cut for those.)
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/18/09

    @LaFemme: I'm a short "hourglass"...and by "hourglass" I mean "reasonable top half notwithstanding the chubby arms, and an ass and pair of thighs that confound the makers of jeans."

    Gap jeans are a disaster on me in every sense of the word (regulars are too long, ankles are too short, not enough room in the thighs, inches of room at the waist), and on the off chance I find a shirt I can get in to, it's always too expensive for what it is.

    I know at some point the judgment comes down to a matter of style and tastes, which is hard to make a blanket statement about. But even my friends who are all over the Gap aesthetic have trouble with fit and quality in the long term.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    What's strange is that all of Michelle's jewelry pieces are keys.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/18/09

    @BAngieB: Damn, you beat me to it!
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    "It starts at $78"
    So expect to pay $80 for a t-shirt.
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    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/18/09

    @femme-bot: You and your common sense are going to ruin all the fun, you know.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/18/09

    In reply to Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
    "Colorful crystals"? Gah, Dawn ruins everything!

    #buffythevampireslayer
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    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/18/09

    @Kivrin: Why would they even let Dawn into a Coach store? Don't they remember her shoplifting problem?
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    HOLY SHIT, Gautier, for Target?

    Cannot. Wait. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Hana Maru was starred Hana Maru was unstarred
    Image of keldo keldo
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Hey Ungaro! You're "furious"? What the hell did you THINK was going to happen? #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/11/09

    @keldo: He sold the business in 2005, so he had nothing to do with the decision. It must be odd to no longer have creative control over your own name. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of keldo keldo
    11/11/09

    @hatepaperdoll: I realized that just after I posted. I now feel badly for him! #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Halfmad also known as MaxAgron Halfmad also known as MaxAgron
    11/11/09

    @keldo: Yeah but, well, he sold his name. If you don't want to lose control of your image, don't sell your name. Didn't he learn anything from What's Love Got to Do With It?! #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment Halfmad also known as MaxAgron was starred Halfmad also known as MaxAgron was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/11/09

    @Halfmad also known as MaxAgron: Aww, who could have predicted it would have been put into the hands of a coke-addled starlet, as opposed to the next Francisco Costa/Tom Ford? What happened here really has no precedent. I still feel bad for the guy. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Italian cashmere producer Brunello Cucinelli runs a factory with long lunch breaks, no timeclocks, and posted "rules" are quotes from philosophers and writers. He thinks he can afford to be both a great boss and a good businessman, and his company's revenues for this year are forecast to reach 154 million Euros, which is some 7% greater than last year, even with the recession

    Where can I apply? Seriously. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    I totally get the German VOGUE shoot. Bruce Weber was born in Pennsylvania, and they have a large German population there. Christie Brinkley, um...looks German? and lives in the Hamptons...and Jorge Garcia might actually have been lost. The End! (Get it...Montauk = "The end?")

    It's very conceptual. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    The macaroons from Payard were AMAZING! I used to work around the corner, and I would go in and get coffees (el boss would pay). The waiters got to recognize me and would give me handfuls of delicious FREE macaroons!

    Too bad Payard was shut down. Apparently they had a terrible mouse infestation. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: NOOOOOO!!! I had a $100 gift certificate. Tragical. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    @Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: It's sad but true! But I just Googled locations, and found this: [www.payard.com]

    Maybe you can still use the gc there? #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: OOh maybe, thanks! It was an engagement gift, I'd be sad to see it go to waste. Plus, think of all the macaroons $100 could buy! #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Ok. I thought the blurb said that Christopher Bailey left Burberry, and I panicked. I could never afford anything from them, but I love looking at it, and would be sad if he left. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/11/09

    In reply to Ungaro: Lindsay's Fashion Line "A Disaster"; Banana Republic Clerks Too Bouncy
    Man. Today's news reads like Rocky Horror crossed with Altman's Prêt-à-Porter. #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Wait, that's a bad thing? (Card carrying member of the Rocky Horror fan club here...) #lindsaylohanforungaro
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    Mary McCarthyite was starred Mary McCarthyite was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Oh, no no. I'm a fan of both and also of Jenna's writing. (I think she should submit her own book for consideration to that Princeton prof she wrote about yesterday, hint hint.)

    And, although when she writes about the mixtures such as above, they turn out gleefully bizarre, I'm just wondering if some things just shouldn't be crossed.

    (Maybe I should have compared it to the circus in Something Wicked This Way Comes. I loved that novel, but I wouldn't want that particular traveling band to show up in my town -- and I'm a New Yorker; we see (and sometimes are) the weirdest of the weird -- you know?) #lindsaylohanforungaro
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