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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Seriously on the Prince thing. I once wanted to listen to "When Doves Cry" and could find NOTHING. Me, queen of finding nearly anything online- could not locate anything of his on the Interwebs.

    While it sucks for people who use Youtube and whatnot in lieu of putting on a CD, you gotta admit that he seriously knows what he's doing when it comes to nixing the piracy of his work. #porn
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    If you're surfing pr0n at work, and it's not in your job description, you're overpaid. #porn
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    Image of PersonOfInterest PersonOfInterest
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    "Ultimately, the brief documentary was interesting, but not satisfying."
    Like porn?

    "the industry is moving toward making porn a full sensory experience"
    Like actual sex? #porn
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    HereComesMyBaby promoted this comment PersonOfInterest was starred PersonOfInterest was unstarred
    Image of vitajex vitajex
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    I don't know that porn is really driving the progress of High Definition. I mean, who NEEDS to see razor bumps? #porn
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    colormeroutine promoted this comment vitajex was starred vitajex was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/12/09

    @vitajex: Second that. Razor bumps, implant scars, cigarette wrinkles, hemorrhoids, bad dye jobs, faded tattoos... Do not want, do not want in HD. #porn
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    I adore Current and Vanguard in particular, but I skipped this episode because I've seen various incarnations of the subject a zillion times. I get it. Pr0n. People are into it. OKAY. #porn
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of EarlyGrey EarlyGrey
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Sometimes I feel like the only person on earth who doesn't care about porn. Actually, I actively dislike it. As far as I can tell, the only thing porn has done for my life is make every guy I've dated think I'd like a facial and pressure me for anal. Ugh. It's annoying and has created a culture that acts like you're lame if you're not turned on by other people fucking. #porn
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    deeemer promoted this comment EarlyGrey was starred EarlyGrey was unstarred
    Image of smizmar smizmar
    11/12/09

    @EarlyGrey: Hearted for that! Yeah, it's strange. I've dated guys who grew up pre-internet porn and known many who grew up in the midst of it, and the difference is startling. All of the younger guys have higher expectations of women loving anal sex and giving "performances" rather than being truly turned on by the intimacy.

    (But actually, you know, we're just Prudey McPrudersons for not liking porn, even though we happen to love sex and would just rather be doing it ourselves rather than watching random strangers pretend to be turned on!) #porn
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    Image of HughHeffrey HughHeffrey
    11/12/09

    @smizmar: Based on my own experience, I can see how this would be true. My ex, in his mid-20's, wanted our sex life to be exactly like porn. EXACTLY. And while I do find some of that fun and exciting, it was tiresome to live up to that every. single. time.

    But the guy I dated after him, who was in his mid-30's, was not like that AT ALL. It was more about connection for him.

    This is just anecdotal evidence, but when I was with my ex, I knew that porn had a major influence on how he viewed me and our sex life. I was mainly just an object to fuck. He was clearly not a keeper. #porn
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    cirocco promoted this comment HughHeffrey was starred HughHeffrey was unstarred
    Image of deeemer deeemer
    11/12/09

    @EarlyGrey: Thank you so much for this. Exactly what you said regarding all the pressures. I find most porn to be creepy and women look like they're having the worst time. And don't forget the pressure to be hairless EVERYWHERE (the full brazilian, plus butt-crack). #porn
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    "Every minute, almost two million people to log on to look at porn - with 70% of that traffic taking place during the 9-5 workday."

    Suddenly, my Gawker Media addiction (excluding Fleshbot) doesn't feel so bad. #porn
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment quatrevingtquatre was starred quatrevingtquatre was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Interestingly, the porn industry is in the same boat as the music industry

    I'm glad you said something about this, Latoya. I've noticed that autotune has been way overused in recently made professionally produced fuckfests. And I really think that it detracts from the quality of the product, and the spirit of pornography. #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: ...and here I thought the suction noises I'd been making lately were off key! #porn
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    Image of Kitten is an 80s rocker Kitten is an 80s rocker
    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Please. Porn today is so manufactured and corporate. That's why I only watch indie porn stars. Otherwise known as my neighbors who don't draw their curtains before getting it on. #porn
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    morninggloria promoted this comment Kitten is an 80s rocker was starred Kitten is an 80s rocker was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Click-it-o ergo cum? #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Fleshlight 2.0 pretty much solves my holiday shopping for friends.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: Don't forget Grandpa! #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @BetteD: I'll being giving it to Gran (god, that sounds dirty) instead. #porn
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: If she's anything like my Gran, she'll just squint at it and assume it's some sort of Butternut Squash holder. Which it sort of is... #porn
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: I must be very naive, but I can't tell what it does! #porn
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    colormeroutine promoted this comment Habibiti was starred Habibiti was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @BetteD: Yup, and then marvel at the free time she has once she figures out its intended purpose. #porn
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11/12/09

    @Habibiti: You stick your penis in it. #porn
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/12/09

    @colormeroutine: Ohh it's for men! Thank you. I was trying to figure out how to use it on myself... #porn
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    Image of Justine Justine
    11/12/09

    @Habibiti: Can someone tell me WTF (npi) does the chainsaw do? #porn
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    cand86 promoted this comment Justine was starred Justine was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    @Justine: Licks your clit, of course! I'm too lazy to look it up, but there's a couple of videos on Behindkink.com where they show Tomcat talking about the chainsaw and him and Peter Acworth demonstrating its use while clothed. And LoveHoney just released "Sqweel", a smaller, compact toy with the same principle of "tongues" rotating and "licking" you.

    Neither seem like they'd come close to oral sex for me, but you've got to give 'em props for creativity. #porn
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Whatever Kink.com is doing to prevent pirating they're doing a great job. Their shit is awesome but really expensive. And the best you can get from free sites is the previews for scenes they themselves put on their own site. #porn
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: I've found some of their videos in their entirety before, but the sound and the video were not synched up, which threw off my enjoyment. #porn
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    Image of MsKatherineSpeaks MsKatherineSpeaks
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: I had a membership, and then when I decided to call it off to save some money, they knocked ten bucks off my monthly fee. Argh, those brilliant money-grubbing smut-peddlers! How did they know?! #porn
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment MsKatherineSpeaks was starred MsKatherineSpeaks was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: Seriously. I once found a complete Bound Gods video (Dante + Nick!) on Empflix, watched it, was hooked. By the time I had finished watching it and went to watch it again, it had been removed, but I was so impressed with their work that I went ahead and bought a subscription to the site (that went on for about half a year, until it finally drained all my porno funds). #porn
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    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/12/09

    @MsKatherineSpeaks: They use porn to invade your miiiindd #porn
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/06/09

    In reply to PajamaGrams: "The One Gift Guaranteed To Get Women To Take Their Clothes Off!"
    I put my sweats/pajamas on almost immediately once i get home. if my poor boyfriend bought me a pair of pajamas that he liked, i'd be psyched, because then i wouldnt feel like such a freakin sclub.


    in my family we call them yummies because they feel SO YUMMY when you put them on.


    also, i want a wok for valentines day.

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    Image of silentrationale silentrationale
    12/30/08

    In reply to Brinks: Home Security For Modern Day Damsels In Distress
    We actually had two guys break into our house (yes, in broad daylight, without gloves) when I was 12 and home alone. I hid in the pantry, but I could see them trying to take our VCR (the VCR cable was a real bitch). They saw me, but luckily they were just a couple of small-time crooks and not psychos, because they left shortly thereafter.


    Brinks would not have done a hell of a lot to help in that sitch.

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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    12/31/08

    @silentrationale: brave girl! i would have been hysterical. i try to image what i would do if somethng like that happened to me NOW, and i can only think of screaming and crying.
    i wouldnt be able to find a good hiding place in time.
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    Image of I'm Chuck Bass I'm Chuck Bass
    12/30/08

    In reply to Brinks: Home Security For Modern Day Damsels In Distress
    To be fair (and I'm totally late to this thread and biased because we just got a Brinks system installed and I found them pretty awesome to deal with so far), all this talk of throwing shit, hairspray, guns, and dogs is all well and good, but it's not going to stop someone from breaking into your house. Our house was burglarized a few weeks ago and we have two dogs, lock all the doors and windows, and take all reasonable precautions to protect the house. It didn't matter. Luckily, my boyfriend got home when the dude was still in the house and chased him (didn't catch him, unfortunately) so the guy didn't get much, but holy hell that shit freaked me out and I am PISSED. Shelling out a little change every month for an alarm system has helped me NOT freak out and spend every minute worrying about my house (and most of all, the animals, who thank goodness weren't hurt or stolen -- it happens all the time around here -- and didn't escape through the broken window or an open door). Plus we got all the shit put in for FREE.


    So I don't love the commercials, but don't let them piss you off so much you think you're invincible and able to defend yourself against shit you might not be able to prevent.

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    Image of Russell Miller Russell Miller
    12/30/08

    In reply to Brinks: Home Security For Modern Day Damsels In Distress
    I wish consumerist would stop linking to these posts. I find them quite annoying.
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    12/31/08

    @Russell Miller: uh oh. whats this i see? do we have an invasion of PENIS in jezebel???
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/31/08

    @Russell Miller: So why comment? Email it to the Consumerist eds. Frankly, I find your comment quite annoying.
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