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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Seriously on the Prince thing. I once wanted to listen to "When Doves Cry" and could find NOTHING. Me, queen of finding nearly anything online- could not locate anything of his on the Interwebs.

    While it sucks for people who use Youtube and whatnot in lieu of putting on a CD, you gotta admit that he seriously knows what he's doing when it comes to nixing the piracy of his work. #porn
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    If you're surfing pr0n at work, and it's not in your job description, you're overpaid. #porn
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    I adore Current and Vanguard in particular, but I skipped this episode because I've seen various incarnations of the subject a zillion times. I get it. Pr0n. People are into it. OKAY. #porn
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Interestingly, the porn industry is in the same boat as the music industry

    I'm glad you said something about this, Latoya. I've noticed that autotune has been way overused in recently made professionally produced fuckfests. And I really think that it detracts from the quality of the product, and the spirit of pornography. #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: ...and here I thought the suction noises I'd been making lately were off key! #porn
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    Image of Kitten is an 80s rocker Kitten is an 80s rocker
    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Please. Porn today is so manufactured and corporate. That's why I only watch indie porn stars. Otherwise known as my neighbors who don't draw their curtains before getting it on. #porn
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Click-it-o ergo cum? #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Fleshlight 2.0 pretty much solves my holiday shopping for friends.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: Don't forget Grandpa! #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @BetteD: I'll being giving it to Gran (god, that sounds dirty) instead. #porn
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: If she's anything like my Gran, she'll just squint at it and assume it's some sort of Butternut Squash holder. Which it sort of is... #porn
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: I must be very naive, but I can't tell what it does! #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @BetteD: Yup, and then marvel at the free time she has once she figures out its intended purpose. #porn
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11/12/09

    @Habibiti: You stick your penis in it. #porn
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/12/09

    @colormeroutine: Ohh it's for men! Thank you. I was trying to figure out how to use it on myself... #porn
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    Image of Justine Justine
    11/12/09

    @Habibiti: Can someone tell me WTF (npi) does the chainsaw do? #porn
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    cand86 promoted this comment Justine was starred Justine was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    @Justine: Licks your clit, of course! I'm too lazy to look it up, but there's a couple of videos on Behindkink.com where they show Tomcat talking about the chainsaw and him and Peter Acworth demonstrating its use while clothed. And LoveHoney just released "Sqweel", a smaller, compact toy with the same principle of "tongues" rotating and "licking" you.

    Neither seem like they'd come close to oral sex for me, but you've got to give 'em props for creativity. #porn
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Whatever Kink.com is doing to prevent pirating they're doing a great job. Their shit is awesome but really expensive. And the best you can get from free sites is the previews for scenes they themselves put on their own site. #porn
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: I've found some of their videos in their entirety before, but the sound and the video were not synched up, which threw off my enjoyment. #porn
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    Image of MsKatherineSpeaks MsKatherineSpeaks
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: I had a membership, and then when I decided to call it off to save some money, they knocked ten bucks off my monthly fee. Argh, those brilliant money-grubbing smut-peddlers! How did they know?! #porn
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment MsKatherineSpeaks was starred MsKatherineSpeaks was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: Seriously. I once found a complete Bound Gods video (Dante + Nick!) on Empflix, watched it, was hooked. By the time I had finished watching it and went to watch it again, it had been removed, but I was so impressed with their work that I went ahead and bought a subscription to the site (that went on for about half a year, until it finally drained all my porno funds). #porn
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/12/09

    @MsKatherineSpeaks: They use porn to invade your miiiindd #porn
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