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    Image of ab33 ab33
    11/28/09

    In reply to Saturday Night Social
    C'mon Arkansas. You haven't been good this season but remember that time you beat Auburn! You can do it, you can beat a #17 team! You can win the boot! Wooooo pig sooie!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/28/09

    @ab33: Mallet is from my hometown! I'm with you, although my stepdad is Louisiana-born and a big Tiger fan.
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    11/28/09

    @lalaland13: Holy crap, I cannot take this. LSU just kicked a field goal, the game is going to go into overtime, and I can't watch! Though I love my grandmother dearly, the fact that she doesn't have cable is KILLING me right now.
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    11/28/09

    @ab33: Ack that would suck. I kind of just want to lay down and take a nap, but I've been doing that a lot lately (finishing up a round of antibiotics for a sinus infection).
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Seriously on the Prince thing. I once wanted to listen to "When Doves Cry" and could find NOTHING. Me, queen of finding nearly anything online- could not locate anything of his on the Interwebs.

    While it sucks for people who use Youtube and whatnot in lieu of putting on a CD, you gotta admit that he seriously knows what he's doing when it comes to nixing the piracy of his work. #porn
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    If you're surfing pr0n at work, and it's not in your job description, you're overpaid. #porn
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    Image of PersonOfInterest PersonOfInterest
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    "Ultimately, the brief documentary was interesting, but not satisfying."
    Like porn?

    "the industry is moving toward making porn a full sensory experience"
    Like actual sex? #porn
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    HereComesMyBaby promoted this comment PersonOfInterest was starred PersonOfInterest was unstarred
    Image of vitajex vitajex
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    I don't know that porn is really driving the progress of High Definition. I mean, who NEEDS to see razor bumps? #porn
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    colormeroutine promoted this comment vitajex was starred vitajex was unstarred
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    11/12/09

    @vitajex: Second that. Razor bumps, implant scars, cigarette wrinkles, hemorrhoids, bad dye jobs, faded tattoos... Do not want, do not want in HD. #porn
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    I adore Current and Vanguard in particular, but I skipped this episode because I've seen various incarnations of the subject a zillion times. I get it. Pr0n. People are into it. OKAY. #porn
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    Image of EarlyGrey EarlyGrey
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Sometimes I feel like the only person on earth who doesn't care about porn. Actually, I actively dislike it. As far as I can tell, the only thing porn has done for my life is make every guy I've dated think I'd like a facial and pressure me for anal. Ugh. It's annoying and has created a culture that acts like you're lame if you're not turned on by other people fucking. #porn
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    deeemer promoted this comment EarlyGrey was starred EarlyGrey was unstarred
    Image of smizmar smizmar
    11/12/09

    @EarlyGrey: Hearted for that! Yeah, it's strange. I've dated guys who grew up pre-internet porn and known many who grew up in the midst of it, and the difference is startling. All of the younger guys have higher expectations of women loving anal sex and giving "performances" rather than being truly turned on by the intimacy.

    (But actually, you know, we're just Prudey McPrudersons for not liking porn, even though we happen to love sex and would just rather be doing it ourselves rather than watching random strangers pretend to be turned on!) #porn
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    Image of HughHeffrey HughHeffrey
    11/12/09

    @smizmar: Based on my own experience, I can see how this would be true. My ex, in his mid-20's, wanted our sex life to be exactly like porn. EXACTLY. And while I do find some of that fun and exciting, it was tiresome to live up to that every. single. time.

    But the guy I dated after him, who was in his mid-30's, was not like that AT ALL. It was more about connection for him.

    This is just anecdotal evidence, but when I was with my ex, I knew that porn had a major influence on how he viewed me and our sex life. I was mainly just an object to fuck. He was clearly not a keeper. #porn
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    11/12/09

    @EarlyGrey: Thank you so much for this. Exactly what you said regarding all the pressures. I find most porn to be creepy and women look like they're having the worst time. And don't forget the pressure to be hairless EVERYWHERE (the full brazilian, plus butt-crack). #porn
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    "Every minute, almost two million people to log on to look at porn - with 70% of that traffic taking place during the 9-5 workday."

    Suddenly, my Gawker Media addiction (excluding Fleshbot) doesn't feel so bad. #porn
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment quatrevingtquatre was starred quatrevingtquatre was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Interestingly, the porn industry is in the same boat as the music industry

    I'm glad you said something about this, Latoya. I've noticed that autotune has been way overused in recently made professionally produced fuckfests. And I really think that it detracts from the quality of the product, and the spirit of pornography. #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: ...and here I thought the suction noises I'd been making lately were off key! #porn
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    Image of Kitten is an 80s rocker Kitten is an 80s rocker
    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Please. Porn today is so manufactured and corporate. That's why I only watch indie porn stars. Otherwise known as my neighbors who don't draw their curtains before getting it on. #porn
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    morninggloria promoted this comment Kitten is an 80s rocker was starred Kitten is an 80s rocker was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Click-it-o ergo cum? #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Fleshlight 2.0 pretty much solves my holiday shopping for friends.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: Don't forget Grandpa! #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @BetteD: I'll being giving it to Gran (god, that sounds dirty) instead. #porn
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: If she's anything like my Gran, she'll just squint at it and assume it's some sort of Butternut Squash holder. Which it sort of is... #porn
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: I must be very naive, but I can't tell what it does! #porn
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/12/09

    @BetteD: Yup, and then marvel at the free time she has once she figures out its intended purpose. #porn
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11/12/09

    @Habibiti: You stick your penis in it. #porn
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/12/09

    @colormeroutine: Ohh it's for men! Thank you. I was trying to figure out how to use it on myself... #porn
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    Image of Justine Justine
    11/12/09

    @Habibiti: Can someone tell me WTF (npi) does the chainsaw do? #porn
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    cand86 promoted this comment Justine was starred Justine was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    @Justine: Licks your clit, of course! I'm too lazy to look it up, but there's a couple of videos on Behindkink.com where they show Tomcat talking about the chainsaw and him and Peter Acworth demonstrating its use while clothed. And LoveHoney just released "Sqweel", a smaller, compact toy with the same principle of "tongues" rotating and "licking" you.

    Neither seem like they'd come close to oral sex for me, but you've got to give 'em props for creativity. #porn
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Porn 2.0: We Click, Therefore We Get Off
    Whatever Kink.com is doing to prevent pirating they're doing a great job. Their shit is awesome but really expensive. And the best you can get from free sites is the previews for scenes they themselves put on their own site. #porn
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: I've found some of their videos in their entirety before, but the sound and the video were not synched up, which threw off my enjoyment. #porn
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    Image of MsKatherineSpeaks MsKatherineSpeaks
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: I had a membership, and then when I decided to call it off to save some money, they knocked ten bucks off my monthly fee. Argh, those brilliant money-grubbing smut-peddlers! How did they know?! #porn
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment MsKatherineSpeaks was starred MsKatherineSpeaks was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/12/09

    @Snowbunny: Seriously. I once found a complete Bound Gods video (Dante + Nick!) on Empflix, watched it, was hooked. By the time I had finished watching it and went to watch it again, it had been removed, but I was so impressed with their work that I went ahead and bought a subscription to the site (that went on for about half a year, until it finally drained all my porno funds). #porn
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/12/09

    @MsKatherineSpeaks: They use porn to invade your miiiindd #porn
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    10/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
    I feel like I need to send everyone in Hollywood a care package of condoms and dental dams after seeing image #17. I'm not saying I'm a saint, but seeing it all in print gives one the heebeegeebies (and maybe the clap). #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    10/28/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Amen, sister. John Mayer alone is a STD on legs. #bradpittmotorcycleaccident
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    Image of maydaystudio maydaystudio
    10/15/09

    In reply to Kids In Milk: Cooler & Better Dressed Than You
    After studying/nannying in France for a year, I realized I'd never be as cool as my five-year-old charge who wore navy blue highwater pants and carried a leather satchel--and spoke a pidgin of four languages. Thanks to America for encouraging the mediocrity that are Levis and really bad language skills.

    Is it sad that I (at 32) want to be a 5 yr old French kid? Preferably wearing the red pants in #17. #milkmagazine
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    09/25/09

    In reply to Moschino: For The Über-Girly-Girl In You
    Someone should give the models in #17 a burger.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09/25/09

    @dreamweave: Maybe we can set them up on a date with one of the Aqua Teen boys?
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    09/25/09

    @hortense: only if chaperoned by a Schoolhouse Rock dancing glass of milk.
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