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An attentive reader reader made our day when he sent us this scan—from an adult movie poster book—of The Joys of Jezebel. What's weird is that this is totally what we wear when we're blogging. (Click on image to view larger version.)
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Gay For Pay: Can A Guy Really Be Straight If He Bones Dudes?
A new episode of MTV's True Life aired last night called "I Work in the Sex Industry." While "sex industry" is defined kinda loosely (one of the girls they follow hosts a college radio sex show), the storyline following Aaron, a 23-year-old straight guy who works in gay porn, was pretty interesting. He says he really, truly is straight but that he can't turn the money down, since gay sex scenes offer about five times the cash as straight ones, and he simply relies on Viagra to get him up. The thing is, his family seems to have a hard time believing that he can do that job and be straight, and even his gay male costars tease him about how he just doesn't know he's gay yet. Clip above.
vegas, baby
The AVN Convention & Awards: I Came, I Saw, & I Came Some More
[The following is not necessarily safe for work...or eyeballs (it's epic, but well worth it). -Ed.]
I got back from Vegas on Sunday in the middle of the night. Since my last Vegas diary, I'd gone to the Fleshbot/Vivid Alt party, inhaled some substances, almost got married, played penny slots till dawn, went back to the Expo, attended the AVN Awards, got in a scuffle outside a fetish after-party, met two former Rock of Love contestants, got very drunk on red wine alone at Circle Bar in the Venetian, made out again at Grand Lux Cafe (apparently I love to love in that place), severely bruised my hips on the marble counter of my hotel room bathroom while getting pounded from behind, and then managed to catch my flight back home the next day, even though I was way late leaving for the airport. I think in those few days, I managed to sleep maybe five hours. Monday was the first time in days that I'd been stationary for an extended period of time, and really, it felt like I'd been hit by a car...and then had an episiotomy. More »
vegas, baby
Fear And Clothing In Las Vegas
In case you didn't know, I attended the Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards in Las Vegas this past week. (You can check out the live blog I did of the actual awards show on Fleshbot.) And oh, the things I saw! There was no nudity allowed on the convention floor, and thank Jebus, because it was way more entertaining seeing what these people were actually wearing. Check out the gallery by clicking on any of the images below to see some of my favorite looks. And stay tuned today for more on what happened in at the Expo and parties this weekend, my report on the latest in sex toys, and an interview with Tristan Taormino. What happens in Vegas gets blogged about on Jezebel!
vegas, baby
Last Night I Boned An AVN Award Nominee
Yesterday was awesome, but last night I finally got to go to some parties. First was the Village Voice/Babeland party in a suite at the Venetian, and then a house party out in the desert somewhere, that promised to be a "stripper sideshow sex party." There was definitely a sideshow (more about that, and the dude on the left in a bit), but there were no strippers, and from what I could tell, no sex. Well, except for me fluffing this kid in the bathroom so that I could measure his peen with The Final Say. But we sorta got carried away and forgot all about that thing. My goal for the evening was to bang a porn star, and unfortch, that didn't happen. But this dude has an AVN Award nomination for Best Song in a Film (or whatever the formal title is), so I guess that's kinda close enough, for now. He ended up coming back to my hotel room with me, and lots of stuff went down...or up...or in and out. Whatever — let's start at the beginning... More »
vegas, baby
You Never Forget Your First Time: My Day At The Adult Entertainment Expo
Please know that from here on out, most links will be NSFW, as are the images after the jump.
So, I arrived in Vegas last night for the Adult Entertainment Expo taking place this week, and the AVN Adult Movie Awards on Saturday night. It's my first time attending the convention and the awards — I'm still a virgin at something! — and Jonno from Jezebel brother site Fleshbot has been showing me the ropes. Today we worked the floor of the convention, which is full of booths of porn production companies and sex toy companies, and introduced me to a bunch of industry people he knows, so it sorta felt like this was my debut and I'm like a porn society deb or something. I've been keeping my pants on — so far. It's still light out here, and tonight is my first party and opportunity to meet some porno dudes, so things will probably change rapidly within the next few hours. (Fingers crossed, legs open!) However, I've already seen tons of stuff on the biz side of things today. More »
Porn Ultimatums
Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys, what porn stars are really like in person, and what kind of B-list celebs actually show up for this thing. I also have some fun surprises up my sleeve, so stay tuned to find out. Wish me luck! (Not for the casino, but for the bedroom...or bathroom stall, or back of the limo, or whatever.)
Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys, what porn stars are really like in person, and what kind of B-list celebs actually show up for this thing. I also have some fun surprises up my sleeve, so stay tuned to find out. Wish me luck! (Not for the casino, but for the bedroom...or bathroom stall, or back of the limo, or whatever.)
As we found out on a previous episode of The Bad Girls Club, roommate Cordelia has a background as an adult film actress. Our pervy brother site Fleshbot has uncovered some of her cinematic work, for which she uses the name "Nikki Carlisle." Check out clips from her movie Big Mouthfuls. (All links NSFW.) [Fleshbot, Big Mouthfuls]
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I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date
Well, I don't really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the first date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I'll request a superficial anal cream pie. Confused by the term? I didn't know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I was like, "Oh God, that's so gross! And filthy. And dirty. And hot!" So yesterday, when Moe complained that porn ruined sex by making dudes want to do cum-drenched dirty things, I thought, "Wait, it's not just the dudes!" 'Cause isn't the best sex dirty sex? (Well, unless you're one of those jerks who "makes love" and gazes into your partner's eyes and kiss each other softly on the face.) More »
It's been discovered that Rodrigo De Carli, one of the new Brazilian models from season three of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, has a history in hardcore porno (gay, natch). While it doesn't come as much of a surprise to us that a muscle-y beefcake model dude living in L.A. would wind up working in porno, it apparently will be news to both Janice and the production team of her reality show — which premieres on December 1 — since De Carli kept his adult film resume a secret. We're interested to see how Janice will react to all of this. Sometimes she's hard on her models, but she's also really unpredictable. Plus, if this photo of her and Jenna Jameson is any indication, it would seem that she embraces the porn industry — or at least humps its leg. [L.A. Rag]
it's hard out here for a gimp
Handicapped Porno: Offensive Or Inclusive?
When you think of amputees, dwarves, people with Cerebral palsy, or wheelchair-bound individuals in sexualized situations, it seems wrong, doesn't it? Particularly when those situations are photographed or filmed for the enjoyment of others, right? Instinctively, people assume that anyone who could get off to handicapped porn is a sicko and that the anyone featured in a handicapped porn is being taken advantage of. But is that just our own prejudices at play? Enter Gimps Gone Wild, an adult site featuring nude photos and video of people with varying disabilities, founded by "Kitten," a handicapped young woman who noticed a lack of wheelchair porno in her local smut shop. She started the site in 2002, saying:I want to show the world a 3-foot wheelchair vamp dwarf can be sexy. It not only helps my own self-confidence, but I get mail from adoring female fans thanking me for being a role model. I am strong, beautiful and sexy, with a motor to propel me. Love me or hate me, this job gets people with disabilities noticed as sexual beings, and that can only be a positive thing!Aww! Sometimes porno can bring on a warm feeling that isn't damp and sticky. More »
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The clip above is a music video for the song "Pornografia" by Trisfe (a band from Spain). It's very arty, but also really fucking funny because it's an amazing, realistic depiction of a sex scene between Barbie and Ken. We made Barbie and Ken (and Midge and Skipper and Teresa and the Jordan Knight doll) have some filthy, hot sex when we were kids, but our dirty minds have been trumped by this video, since it involves a money shot, whereas we were not hep to the whole ejaculation thing till much later when we didn't play with dolls anymore. More »
Barbie And Ken: Amateur Porn Stars
The clip above is a music video for the song "Pornografia" by Trisfe (a band from Spain). It's very arty, but also really fucking funny because it's an amazing, realistic depiction of a sex scene between Barbie and Ken. We made Barbie and Ken (and Midge and Skipper and Teresa and the Jordan Knight doll) have some filthy, hot sex when we were kids, but our dirty minds have been trumped by this video, since it involves a money shot, whereas we were not hep to the whole ejaculation thing till much later when we didn't play with dolls anymore. More »
