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    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    HOORAY for ordained gay Episcopalians. My grampa is one. He's awesome.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    "Obey...listen to what we say! Or we'll stone you just like the Bible tells us to in Deuteronomy 21!
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Oddly enough, related to the Martha Stewart news - there's Martha Stewart tips printed inside the wrapper of the Dove Caramels my mom sent me for Christmas.

    At first I thought they were all holiday related, but the latest one talked about planting amaryllis bulbs.
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Well, that guy will probably win his claim for cow-caused damage, considering it's often strict liability. And I thought my tort professor's random livestock-related-tort fixation would never pay off.
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    Image of RedLantern RedLantern
    12/07/09

    @shoroko: I'm surprised the neighbor would fight it. If my pet licks the paint off my neighbor's house, I'm going to be proactive and just offer to pay. What kind of world do we live in?

    Although it does seem a little odd that his house is so close to the fence that the cow can actually get to it through a fence.
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    12/07/09

    @RedLantern: Well, according to the article the cow's owner says he'll "take care of it," so he's probably just going to pay the $100. Regardless of how some kind of case would turn out, you'd really have to be sticking to some weird principles to not just pay, considering attorneys' fees would definitely amount to more than that.
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    Image of Topsyjane Topsyjane
    12/07/09

    @shoroko: Maybe he's planning to mooooove?
    Sorry.
    I love the name of the officer who contacted the owner of the cows:
    Deputy FUNK. I want him to look like Bootsy Collins.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Sarah Palin-- inspirational parenting 101.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    12/07/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Screw 'I love you and what I want most in the world is for you to be okay'!
    OBEY
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    The chimp was being treated for Lyme disease. Lyme can actually cause rage symptoms in some people. I can't help but wonder if his illness had something to do with him attacking the woman, whether it be rage from the Lyme, or a response to feeling sick from the Lyme or the antibiotics.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    B-b-b-b-but I thought Sarah Palin was a 'rogue'?? A 'maverick'? A 'pit bull' who didn't play by the rules?? Who was, dare I say it, disobedient??
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Something about The Home's Tastiness being A Mystery made me think of Homer Simpson. Maybe anything featuring the word Tasty reminds me of Homer, I don't know, but I can just see that cow doing Homers little "Ooo!" of delight once it tasted the house and found it delicious.
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    I claimed a bad hair day due to cowlicks to my insurance company and they wouldn't cover it either!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    That was the best thing she could think of to say to her kids?
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/07/09

    @Raederle: My mother recently gave me a whole bottle of mustard oil that someone in line ahead of her at the checkpoint realized they couldn't bring on the plane with them. I still need recipes.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/07/09

    @hortense: Take away blind obedience, and she's got the big doughnut where parenting skills are concerned!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Maybe the house is painted with lead paint?
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    Image of gexx gexx
    12/07/09

    @NellMood: That's what I was thinking. Lead paint is known to be tasty to animals. I think there was a James Herriot story about a cow that ate itself sick or something.

    I hope those cows aren't contributing to the milk supply!!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/07/09

    @gexx: Lead paint is tasty to children too! That stuff is sweet.

    When I was a kid all the lead paint was removed from the exterior of our house, and our dogs got into some of the paint chips before they were cleaned up (I think there was a storm and the paint got into puddles?). One of the dogs was a puppy and was actually pretty brain damaged by the paint. I would think cows would also like the taste of lead paint.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    When I was an insurance underwriter, two lifetimes ago, we would see claims where cows licked the paint off cars. Usually it was hunters parking in a pasture, coming back later to bare spots on the car. True story. And insurance paid to repaint.
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    12/04/09

    In reply to "Pornography Hasn't Changed Their Perception Of Women": A Porn Study's (Very) Limited Findings
    Hasn't changed their perception of women? Puh-leeze. "... I have a hard time believing that representations of sex that boys start seeing when they're about 10 and continue watching for somewhere between 20 minutes and several hours a week (according to the study) have absolutely no effect on their sexuality or their thoughts about their partners." I couldn't have said it any better, Anna.

    And a study composed of 20 guys, not very scientifically conducted? Not worthy of serious consideration.
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Pornography Hasn't Changed Their Perception Of Women": A Porn Study's (Very) Limited Findings
    If a guy thinks that I'm getting off while going down on him, then yeah, maybe cut down on the porn. Or have more sexual encounters to balance it out.
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    Image of roadrunnerbeepbeep roadrunnerbeepbeep
    12/03/09

    @prettycool: Huh? Are you saying no one can get off on going down on someone else? Because I'd kind of bet you're wrong there.
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    Image of f-words f-words
    12/03/09

    @roadrunnerbeepbeep: I assume she meant actually having an orgasm, rather than the colloquial meaning of "getting off."
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    12/03/09

    @f-words: Yes, I meant that I'm not cumming while I go down on a guy, although its a great turn on. And by "balancing out" I meant the more girls a guy is with, a better understanding he'll get to what arouses others etc. (hopefully)

    Sorry, I didn't meant to be so confusing.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/03/09

    In reply to "Pornography Hasn't Changed Their Perception Of Women": A Porn Study's (Very) Limited Findings
    Lazy, lazy research. I'm rather appalled it was published. Multiple times.

    But, unfortunately, I'm almost not surprised. Kyriarchs don't necessarily feel they have to rely on logic to buttress their viewpoints. That's for commoners.
    *sigh*
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