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Porn Star Tera Patrick Plans "World Domination"
The Insider loves its female porn star coverage, so it was no surprise to us to see Tera Patrick featured on last night's "In Depth" segment. What was surprising (and encouraging) was how positive the piece was. Tera is sort of the new Jenna Jameson, in that she's totally crossing over into mainstream media. However, unlike Jenna, Tera doesn't have a bitter attitude toward the industry that's made her a star. Also, unlike Jenna, Tera seems to still be eating. She's voluptuous and upbeat and unapologetic, and we kinda love her for it. However, at the end of the segment, The Insider noted that Tera and her husband (ex-Biohazard bassist Evan Seinfeld) are working on a joint "biography." Really, Insider? Who are they writing about? Clip above.
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Cumming To A Smut Shop Near You: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story
Well, it was bound to happen: The Eliot Spitzer call girl scandal has been turned into a porn film and the title is perfect: Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story. (How great is it that the DVD box cover looks like the New York Post? Fleshbot has the NSFW version of the box cover.) The film is being released by Hustler, which has a long history of making sex and politics strange bedfellows. "This movie parody is an example of one of the reasons I went to the Supreme Court in 1988 — to make parody protected speech," Hustler publisher Larry Flynt said via a press release we received last night. The movie comes out May 27, but you can see the trailer after the jump. (No worries, it's safe for work.) More »
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Tristan Taormino: "Porn Is As Cerebral As It Is Visceral"
Village Voice columnist, author, adult film director, anal sex guru, and all-around sex educator Tristan Taormino is one of the most quotable women I've ever met in my life. When I interviewed her on Friday morning in Vivid Entertainment's booth at the Adult Entertainment Expo, I was having a hell of a time — in my hung-over condition, mind you — trying to write as fast as she talked. Seriously, I haven't worked my hand that hard since, well actually, since I got home last night and watched Chemistry 3, the latest installment of her reality DVD series that's sort of an experiment in pornography. Tristan puts six porn stars in a house for 36 hours, with no script, shooting schedule or scene requirements, and lets the sex happen naturally, allowing the performers to establish their own boundaries (or lack thereof). It's concepts like this that has Tristan challenging the existing order of things in the adult industry, as well as challenging typically non-porn watching audiences to open their minds to something they hadn't realized they could enjoy. Oh, and also, she's kuh-raaazy smart. More »
Porn Ultimatums
Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys, what porn stars are really like in person, and what kind of B-list celebs actually show up for this thing. I also have some fun surprises up my sleeve, so stay tuned to find out. Wish me luck! (Not for the casino, but for the bedroom...or bathroom stall, or back of the limo, or whatever.)
Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys, what porn stars are really like in person, and what kind of B-list celebs actually show up for this thing. I also have some fun surprises up my sleeve, so stay tuned to find out. Wish me luck! (Not for the casino, but for the bedroom...or bathroom stall, or back of the limo, or whatever.)
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Always Willing To Please, Porn Industry Hears Deaf Customers' Needs
It never occurred to us that people actually cared about the plot or dialogues of porn, but imagine if you didn't even have the choice to hear how retarded it all is? Like deaf people, for example. Many have never had the privilege of hearing the campy exchange between the pizza delivery guy and the horny MILF who placed the order with a side of sausage. Enter Deaf Bunny (NSFW), the first porno company run by and for deaf people. Wired interviewed Deaf Bunny's founder Dino Capone, who said that, "Hearing people will, first and foremost, understand that deaf people can do just about anything, except hear." Uh, duh. More »
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Handicapped Porno: Offensive Or Inclusive?
When you think of amputees, dwarves, people with Cerebral palsy, or wheelchair-bound individuals in sexualized situations, it seems wrong, doesn't it? Particularly when those situations are photographed or filmed for the enjoyment of others, right? Instinctively, people assume that anyone who could get off to handicapped porn is a sicko and that the anyone featured in a handicapped porn is being taken advantage of. But is that just our own prejudices at play? Enter Gimps Gone Wild, an adult site featuring nude photos and video of people with varying disabilities, founded by "Kitten," a handicapped young woman who noticed a lack of wheelchair porno in her local smut shop. She started the site in 2002, saying:I want to show the world a 3-foot wheelchair vamp dwarf can be sexy. It not only helps my own self-confidence, but I get mail from adoring female fans thanking me for being a role model. I am strong, beautiful and sexy, with a motor to propel me. Love me or hate me, this job gets people with disabilities noticed as sexual beings, and that can only be a positive thing!Aww! Sometimes porno can bring on a warm feeling that isn't damp and sticky. More »
Money shots, fake tits and cream pies not doing it for you? Then check out this book Porn for Women, which features pictures of hunky men taking out the garbage, asking for directions, and putting the toilet seat down. The book's description say, "Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny." Except that flatulence is always funny. [Amazon via CamelTap]
Remember last month when adult film actress Belladonna retired from porno because of the increasing frequency of her herpes outbreaks? Well, she's already revoked it, and plans on jumping back in the sack in front of the camera in partner scenes. In an interview with AVN she said, "A month went by, and I was like, 'Dude, there's no way I can not be in that scene sucking that dick.'" [AVN]
Sex writer Violet Blue was asked to be on the Tyra Show (jealous!) to discuss trends in porn made for and/or watched by women. But things didn't go as planned. Tyra producers wanted Violet to cover up her tattoo and then bumped her off the stage after a few minutes. She vlogs about it here. Hey, Tyra did a whole episode last season about vlogging. Maybe she'll watch! [Blip.tv]
The adult reality series America's Next Hot Porn Star premieres tonight on iNDemand pay-per-view. The monthly show features 12 aspiring actresses competing for $10,000 and a start in the industry. On the show the girls will participate in photo shoots, lap dances, and sex scenes. We're thinking that "You wanna be on top?" has a very different meaning for this show. [AVN]
After considering complaints from anti-pornography groups and individuals concerned about the strength of military marriages, a panel of advisers at the Pentagon has decided that United States military bases can continue selling copies of Playboy and Penthouse, arguing that the contents of the magazines are not "sexually explicit". Because, as any red-blooded American man can tell you, people read Playboy for the articles. [Breitbart]
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Porn Star Belladonna Gets The Herp, Retires
Porn stars! They're just like us! They have herpes, too. Adult film actress Belladonna, she of Black Dicks in White Chicks fame, and the girl most likely to do double anal [Jesus Christ. I just ate lunch!—Ed.] is retiring from performing on-camera with others and from now on will only do solo (as in masturbation) scenes after discovering a herpes rash on her ass, she said on her MySpace page recently.This is really a big decision for me and it hurts me in some ways, but the way I look at... it's time to let me body relax. I just don't want to risk getting Herpes all over my body, or in my eyes.More »
Paris and Nicole Go To Jail—no, it's not a revival of The Simple Life. It's a new porno poking fun at the socialites, out next month, in which the girls "find that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmate." We hope this one's not in night vision. [AVN]
