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Porn Ultimatums

Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys,…

Sex writer Violet Blue was asked to be on the Tyra Show (jealous!) to discuss trends in porn made for and/or watched by women. But things didn't go as planned. Tyra producers wanted Violet to cover up her tattoo and then bumped her off the stage after a few minutes. She vlogs about it here. Hey, Tyra did a whole…

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Paris and Nicole Go To Jail—no, it's not a revival of The Simple Life. It's a new porno poking fun at the socialites, out next month, in which the girls "find that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the…