US Airways Won't Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet

After the Tweet That Launched A Thousand Vaginal Airplane Puns, UterUS Airways has concluded that the airline's tweet of a woman with a toy plane in her vagina (link very NSFW) was an error made by an employee who was just trying to report someone else for posting the vagina airplane picture. It was an honest mistake.… » 4/16/14 11:00am 4/16/14 11:00am

First Crazy Look At Hustler's This Ain't Game Of Thrones XXX

There's still a couple weeks left before Game of Thrones returns to our screens. But in the meantime, here's the first trailer for Hustler's This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX, featuring Daenerys, Brienne, Cersei, Jon Snow... and watch until the end for a look at Tyrion Lannister. It's safe for work! » 3/21/14 3:45pm 3/21/14 3:45pm

Why Our Culture Jerks Off to College Porn But Hates College Porn Stars

Earlier this week, I saw Belle Knox — the "Duke porn star," as she has been dubbed by the media — perform at a strip club. She was there as a special guest, having recently rocketed into the public eye after being outed as porn actor by her classmate. This, of course, resulted in a veritable media frenzy, a tidal wave of … » 3/21/14 2:20pm 3/21/14 2:20pm

British Spies Shocked People Use Webcams to Send Pics of Their Junk

Officials in the British spy program responsible for collecting and batching images from Yahoo users' webcams were shocked — SHOCKED! — to discover that people often use webcams to transmit pictures of their naughties to other denizens of cyber space. This only goes to further prove that governments are about as… » 2/27/14 3:45pm 2/27/14 3:45pm

Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Real Thing?

With all this culture hubbub about porn addiction and how free, unhindered access to thousands upon thousands of orgasm-long clips of people mashing their genitals together on the internet will turn us all into masturbating zombies incapable of copulating with a live, human person, we ought to first ask ourselves if… » 2/16/14 12:30pm 2/16/14 12:30pm

The Next Hot Dutch Import? A Feminist Porn Channel

Setting aside for a moment the actual merits of porn that bills itself as feminist, wouldn't it be nice if some progressive company from, say, the Netherlands created a channel of sexy movies that weren't filled with spray-tanned cyborgs waving their aggressively groomed genitals at each other and saying things like,… » 2/02/14 5:30pm 2/02/14 5:30pm

Gay Porn Studio To Handle Enormous Task of Digitally Removing Condoms

A studio that specializes in the making and distribution of man-man sex movies has announced that, thanks to computer magic, the upcoming epic love story California Dreamin' 1 will be the first ever digitally bareback-ified pornographic film. In other words, the actors will shoot using condoms, but the condoms will be… » 1/20/14 1:50pm 1/20/14 1:50pm

Countries Where Homosexuality Is Illegal Sure Watch a Lot of Gay Porn

As Uganda battles to pass the anti-gay bill which would jail offenders for life (and has already overseen dozens of arrests), it seems that they have a huge force to contend with: the voice/search results of the people. Scott Bixby at the Daily Beast reports that of the top countries who search for gay porn, nearly all … » 1/17/14 6:45pm 1/17/14 6:45pm

You're Getting Super High-Def Porn Whether You Like It Or Not

A small porn studio in Southern California betting the fuck-farm on a new technology that promises to make the art of filming various body parts and things entering various body holes so graphic that you can practically smell the crotch sweat and feel the chafing. "Super high definition porn" that makes you feel like… » 1/13/14 5:15pm 1/13/14 5:15pm

Take the 'Fashion or Porn' Test! You'll Probably Fail.

As an honor student, I don't like failing tests, but this NSS magazine quiz (NSFW!) is kicking my ass. The magazine's website has a visual test clipping images from either fashion or pornography and the viewer has to guess which category the photo falls under. After your choice, the photo expands to a huge size. Yes,… » 12/18/13 7:00pm 12/18/13 7:00pm

German Porn Viewers Outed Because Judges Don’t Understand ‘Streaming’

A lot of German porn enthusiasts have had their porn browsing history laid bare to the public, thanks to a German court's mistake. About 20,000 people in Germany who watched porn on the US-based site Redtube had their names and addresses released by a court, and, if that wasn't quite humiliating enough, are now being… » 12/15/13 3:00pm 12/15/13 3:00pm