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    Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    I like that when they're high, they go in circles.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    Those wallabies! I swear. They're such a bad influence. What with all that hopping and the drug use, such as.
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    I love wallabies. SO CUTE. There is this place in Taupo, NZ called Cherry Island where you used to be able to go and interact with the animals, and they always had wallabies.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    Surely you mean Poppies + Wallabies = HILARIOUS.


    And poppies are my favorite flower. Unfortunately they do not grow especially well in my region of the northeastern US :-(

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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    06/25/09

    @LaComtesse: you could try growing the non-opium ones. they grow a little bit easier. but if you want the opium ones (i think they're a lot prettier) try putting some seeds in sandy soil that has a lot of light. vacant lots tend to do well with poppies!
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    VIDEO NOW PLEASE.
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    Image of Hell on Heels Hell on Heels
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    This reminds me of the time my childhood dog ate an entire pan of brownies that had been left out on the counter, then ran outside, hopped up on the picnic table, chased his tail until he fell off, hopped back up, chased his tail till he fell of, etc., for like three hours.


    Also, I am amused that this is a PROBLEM. Do we not have anything else to worry about is Tasmania? Are poppy-abusing wallabies it?

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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/25/09

    @Hell on Heels: Also, can we go to Tasmania and pick up our very own poppy-abusing wallabies? Best. pet. ever.
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    So what's stopping Tasmanian teenagers from stumbling upon these bumper crops of poppies, getting wasted, and making sweet, furry, fleeting love to the poor unsuspecting wallabies?
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/25/09

    @deitybox: Bestiality laws?
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/25/09

    @nessalicious: Feh. Like that ever stopped teen/wallaby love before.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/25/09

    @deitybox: That's why they don't allow gay marriage in Australia. You allow two men to marry and the next thing you know teenagers are getting high on opium and making love to marsupials. It is that slippery of a slope.
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    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    I'm fine with it as long as they don't start writing awful songs about trying to kick and getting dope sick.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    06/25/09

    @BicSharpie: Ha! Win!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    Opium day is a very dangerous day.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    I don't think I can make an informed decision on this without video.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/25/09

    @stacyinbean: Someone email Meg Frost at Cuteoverload. She needs to send an investigative team down.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/25/09

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    can we get these fellows a webcam and a vimeo account? I have some sex questions, and could use some advise
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/25/09

    @notheretomakefriends: G'day Mate! My main marsupial (boy) would like to try pouch-banging. Me, not so much. How do I tell him I'm not ready yet?
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    If they find a wallabie named Nate dressed like a cholo i will then know what happened to my college roommate.
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    Image of PersonalBest PersonalBest
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    Sigh. I knew this would happen when I read all those stories months back about all the wallabies stumbling innocently into marijuana crops. Gateway drug indeed.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/25/09

    @PersonalBest: It's not my poppy! I'm keeping it for a friend!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    Maybe this guy was into poppies as well, now his actions make more sense.


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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/25/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Taz always seemed coked-up to me. Poppies would have made him all nod-dy.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    06/25/09

    In reply to Poppies + Wallabies = Pandemonium
    Sophomore year of college my roommate and I decided to try opium. So we dimmed the lights in her room, shut the doors, and proceeded to light up.


    Two hours later our other roommate found us lying on our backs, staring up at the ceiling and rubbing the plastic packet the drugs came in all over ourselves because "We loooooooved the smell".

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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/25/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: Ahahaha, this sounds veeerrry familiar. I spent a good amount of time (or possibly a minute, it's hard to tell) totally amused that I was high on flowers.
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