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E! Tries To Take The High Road By Blurring Out Vibrators

Last night on Denise Richards: It's Complicated, Denise's girlfriends surprised her with a Passion Party (one of those in-home sex toy demonstration/sales parties). The sales woman, oddly enough, looks just like my Aunt Joanie, who, BTW, makes a living doing in-home candle sales parties for a company called Party Lites. But that personal creepiness aside, what struck me most about this whole thing is that they blurred out some of the more "offensive" sex toys, probably the ones that look most like penises. Why is it that E! will willingly show Kim Kardashian's bare ass, but not an inanimate object? Also, I watch E! all the time, and have seen plenty of dicks on there, namely, Ryan Seacrest.

6:30 PM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By Slut Machine
5,587 views, 50 comments

Latest by n/a: Yes Passion Parties are lots of fun and entertaining. I am a Passion Party Consultant, if you are too shy to have an in home party with your friends you can also go online and shop at www.passionfever.net more »

poor little richards

Denise Richards Tries To Win Over Celebrity Journalist; Calls Her A "C-nt"

At first we kinda thought that Denise Richards: It's Complicated, the E! reality show about the actress, was super boring. But we we're glad we decided to tune in again this week, because things just got way more interesting. Denise, who was torn apart in the press over her divorce from Charlie Sheen and her very public affair with her former friend Heather Locklear's estranged husband Richie Sambora, made a very ill-advised decision to go try to talk to a journalist — Lycia Naff, a writer for People — face to face. The meeting didn't go well, and Denise ended up calling the woman a "cunt" before storming out of her office. It was shocking because, unlike the scenes on most "reality" shows, this actually felt real. But who knows, because interestingly, Lycia has an IMDb profile.

12:00 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
By Slut Machine
12,145 views, 108 comments

Latest by n/a: Yeah, well, Denise, you know, your daughters might be a bit fucking embarrased when they see the lengths you go to to get a non existent carreer back on its feet by including everyone in a reality show. more »

poor little richards

Denise Richards Seems Sophisticated When Compared To Charlie Sheen

Denise Richards appeared on Larry King Live last night to promote her new reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. She's hoping the show will dispel rumors and improve her public image, which was has been pooped all over due to her very public divorce from Charlie Sheen, and her subsequent relationship with Richie Sambora, the estranged husband of Richards' onetime friend Heather Locklear. Say what you will about her, but she won us over, at least a little bit, when the subject of her troubled relationship with Charlie Sheen was brought up. While Sheen is running his mouth off to the folks at Extra about matters that should be kept private, Richards took the high road, and remained diplomatic.

2:30 PM on Tue May 20 2008
By Slut Machine
4,411 views, 104 comments

Latest by n/a: She took the high road this time. But it's kind of undercut by her reality show. Seriously, when has anything positive or classy come out of a reality television show. Plus, she'll have to relive the horror of this nasty more »