People aren't vaccinating their children and another Bush is running for President, so let's gather 'round for yet another story that truly has no winners. A 17-year-old girl in South Africa poured battery acid on her boyfriend's penis after she discovered that he had filmed them having sex. Ah, young love.
A Chicago-area woman has died after injecting hot beef fat into her face. Surprisingly, the hot beef injections aren't what killed her; a bacterial colon infection did.