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• We're not gonna lie, there was some gawking at Olympic bods 'round these parts.
• But there was also grinning at gymnasts, thrilling wins from Michael Phelps, controversies over the Chinese and Golden Girls all around.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt wants you to kiss her ass. But only if it's skinny!
• Speaking of ass masters, don't miss our interview with Margaret Cho.
• Moddles got lost in teh soopermarket, kan no longer shop hapully.
• We, however, can shop happily for Mad Men-inspired 60s duds.

• We love the moddle in September's Glamour, Sabina Karlsson. Get a load of them freckles, folks!
• We let you explore our (ice) boxes.
• It's the weekend, guys! So poop wherever your heart desires, and follow Liz Smith's lead: gin and Snickers for all!

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5037690&view=rss&microfeed=true It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Feldman to my Haim, helps me answer questions about Craigslist hookups, sleeping with siblings of friends, and ex sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

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• We discovered that ( now-former ) New York Governor Eliot Spitzer goes to whores.
  
• We also discussed Ashley Alexandra Dupre, aka "Kristen", the woman who was allegedly the whore in question. Her new single is off the chain!
  
• We commisserated with Spitzer's poor wife, Silda.
  
• Bet disgraced Glamour blogger Mike Cherico is happy about the Spitzer scandal! It is one of the few things that makes him look like less of an asshole.
  
• Speaking of assholes, did ya hear? Pooping is the new hot shit!

• Salt n' Pepa said opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one. Well 1,400 of you and counting had opinions about this post.
  
• But who cares what other people think! You're living alone and loving it.
  
• And probably airing the ol' girl out 'cause no one is ever around.
  
• But you guys, Anna Wintour put a big black guy on the cover of Vogue, so we know the apocalypse is neigh.
  
• Whatevs to all that. It's spring break y'all! Pour some out for the homies and have a good weekend.

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